Being Bobby Brown Hits Home
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – “Being Bobby Brown Houston,” which premiers tonight on the Bravo channel, is a bold, unsparing attempt
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Starbucks to Release Rare Dylan Flavor
SEATTLE – Starbucks announced yesterday that it will release a new coffee flavor, Gaslight, on August 30. Named after the
ContinuePope John Paul II on Fast Track for Sainthood
ROME – Catholics campaigning to have the late Pope John Paul II declared a saint in record time should welcome
ContinueCourt Division on Ten Commandments Seen as Good
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Supreme Court decision regarding the placement of the Ten Commandments in courtrooms and public buildings is
ContinuePaula Abdul Joins Live 8 Clean Nail Crusade
LOS ANGELES – American Idol judge Paula Abdul has agreed to co-host the Live 8 broadcast from Philadelphia this weekend.
ContinueTen Commandments Decision On Record
OPP, Alabama – A boxed-set, leather-bound collectors edition of the Ten Commandments, complete with an illustrated, twenty-six-page, large-print booklet containing
ContinueCharlotte Church Sobriety Checklist
CARDIFF – Charlotte Church, Wales’ answer to Courtney Love, earned $27 million as a child prodigy singing operatic and classical
ContinueTom Cruise Gets His Own Psychiatric Syndrome
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American Psychiatric Association (APA) announced today that Tom Cruise Syndrome—illustrated by a photo of Cruise dancing
ContinueOprah Winfrey Ruse Didn’t Fool Hermes
PARIS – Rumors about Oprah Winfrey’s shoplifting habits resurfaced after the talk show host and her posse had been turned
ContinueCourtney Love Chief Suspect in Pamela Anderson Robbery
LOS ANGELES – Sources close to the investigation of a recent break-in at Pamela Anderson’s house say Courtney Love is
ContinueFree Katie Holmes Movement Gathers President Bush Endorsement
WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush has added his voice to the growing chorus demanding an investigation into the whereabouts
ContinueChapter 2: The Antimother
I wouldn’t be writing this book if my wife Mary Ann had not decided that our first pug, Percy, needed
ContinueCruise, DiCaprio Attacks Spur Hate Crime Legislation
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – The recent attacks on Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio have inspired California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to ask
ContinuePresident Bush Again Denies John Bolton is the Antichrist
WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush was forced to deny again yesterday that John Bolton, his Mephistophelean nominee for ambassador
ContinueTom Cruise Squirted by Harry Potter Fan
LONDON – Scientologist Tom Cruise was “attacked” last night by a Harry Potter fan wielding a water pistol disguised as
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