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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: July 2005

Celebrities 

Paula Abdul Remains on American Idol for Now

July 31, 2005April 13, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

BEVERLY HILLS – An embattled Paula Abdul will still be in the judge’s seat, at least for the time being,

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Cameron Diaz Replacing Nancy Grace on Court TV

July 30, 2005April 13, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

ATLANTA – Cameron Diaz and her simpering smile will replace Nancy Grace and her self-righteous nostrils in the anchor seat

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Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Deny Living Together

July 29, 2005April 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 4 min read

MALIBU – Spokespersons for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have issued a joint communique denying that their clients are living

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Lindsay Lohan Ditches Herbie at London Premiere

July 29, 2005April 13, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

LONDON – Lindsay Lohan managed to infuriate her studio, her co-star, her fashion providers, and legions of her emaciated fans

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O.J. Simpson Vows to Find Real DirecTV Pirate

July 28, 2005March 28, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

EL SEGUNDO – After being ordered by a Florida judge to pay DirecTV $25,000 in damages, plus attorneys’ fees, for

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Jane Fonda Recruits Paris Hilton, Others for Campaign

July 27, 2005April 13, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

LOS ANGELES – Jane Fonda’s “Irate About Iraq” bus tour, a cross-country protest against the war in Iraq, is attracting

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Jennifer Aniston to Buy Back Love Notes

July 26, 2005April 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

LOS ANGELES – Sources close to Jennifer Aniston say the Friends star will be watching eBay closely when love notes she wrote

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Britney Spears to Deliver Baby Live in September

July 23, 2005April 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Britney Spears, not content to let her sister, Jamie-Lynn, break the news that Britney is due to give

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Brad Pitt Makes Scrutinized Public Appearance

July 22, 2005April 13, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

BEVERLY HILLS – Brad Pitt made a run-of-the-mill, buss-and-bolt appearance at the annual Hollywood Foreign Press Association luncheon Wednesday. Pitt’s

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Colin Farrell Obtains Face-Saving Injunction

July 21, 2005April 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – People are beginning to wonder why Colin Farrell is so desperate to prevent his former girlfriend Nicole

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Jude Law Apologizes to a Burnt Sienna Miller Again

July 20, 2005April 12, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

LONDON – Jude Law, fresh off his wrenchingly public Sunday apology to ex-fiancee Sienna Miller, has issued a second mea

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Sandra Bullock Wedding a Monster Mistake

July 18, 2005April 12, 2022 Chip Hilton 4 min read

LAS VEGAS – Oddsmakers have set the over-under figure for the Sandra Bullock-Jesse James marriage at fourteen months, and the

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Jude Law Apologies for Seducing the Nanny

July 17, 2005April 12, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

LONDON – A distraught and groveling Jude Law apologized publicly to his fiancee, actress Sienna Miller, after she had read

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Michelle Wie Earns Another Moral Victory

July 17, 2005March 28, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

LEBANON, Ohio – Michelle Wie continued her march to golf immortality on Friday with a 5-4 loss to someone named

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Diaz Tells Court She’s Proud of Her Breasts

July 16, 2005April 12, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – Cameron Diaz told a fascinated jury yesterday that she is as proud of her breasts “as any

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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