July 2005 – Page 2 – postcards from the pug bus

Cameron Diaz Accuses Karl Rove of Leaking Photos

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LOS ANGELES – Cameron Diaz is scheduled to testify in court today that John Rutter, the photographer who snapped S&M photos and video footage of Diaz and various naked men when she was nineteen, forged … Read on

Celebrities

Brad Pitt Hospitalized with Jennifer Aniston Symptoms

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LOS ANGELES – Three days after Jennifer Aniston had collapsed on the set of The Breakup in Chicago, a bloated and barely recognizable Brad Pitt was admitted to an undisclosed Los Angeles area hospital with … Read on

Celebrities

Johnny Depp Cited at Willy Wonka Premier

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HOLLYWOOD – Johnny Depp was cited for “gross negligence and insensitivity” by the International Fraternity of Fashion Monitors (IFFM) as he was leaving Grauman’s Chinese Theater Sunday night following the premier of Willy Wonka and … Read on

News

FDA Viagra Blindness Warning Too Late

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Yesterday the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced that the popular erectile dysfunction drugs Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra should carry warnings on their labels advising users that the drugs may cause … Read on

Celebrities

Angelina Jolie Adoption Spurs Brad Pitt Rumors

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LONDON – Angelina Jolie’s decision to adopt an Ethiopian baby has sparked rumors that her current leading man, Brad Pitt, is sterile. “Mr. Smith Shooting Blanks” laughed a headline in today’s Sun, London’s tabloid … Read on

Music

Lil’ Kim Gets Advice from Martha Stewart

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KATONAH, N.Y. – Ex-con Martha Stewart sent rapper and future con Lil’ Kim an e-mail “just to let my home girl know that gettin’ banged up ain’t the end of the world, see what I’m … Read on

Music

Bono Reunited with His Hat

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(UPDATE) – A joyous Bono declared that “justice had prevailed” when he learned that a circuit civil court judge in Dublin had ruled that Bono’s one-time personal fashion consultant had to return various articles of … Read on

Music

U2 Wins Lawsuit Over Bono Hat

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DUBLIN – Bono won a landmark legal decision yesterday when a circuit civil court judge in Dublin ruled that Bono’s one-time personal fashion consultant had to return various articles of clothing and photographs to the … Read on

Music

Live 8 Artists Profit from Surge in Downloading

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LONDON – The Live 8 concert held on Saturday to raise awareness of the poverty problem in Africa has spurred an outbreak of activity on Internet file-sharing sites. Music Underground PLC, a web-based fanzine … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Rips Brooke Shields in Birthday Interview

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HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed yesterday that he is “much older” than the forty three years he has spent in his present body. Indeed, said Cruise during a half-hour conference call with selected reporters … Read on