Bush Grants Emergency Sick Days to Hurricane Victims
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Shortly after arriving in Washington today, President Bush is expected to sign a presidential order intended to
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John Roberts’ Advice on Briefs v. Boxers Quotas
WASHINGTON – Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts Jr. advised Attorney General William French Smith in 1982 that “it is
ContinueMichael Jackson Candy Bar Fails to Attract
NEW YORK – Michael Jackson’s birthday celebration in Dubai was dampened by the anouncement that Godiva Chocolatier is close to
ContinuePresident Bush Offends Visitors with Aristocrats Joke
CRAWFORD, Texas – President George W.Bush horrified a group of conservative pro-war activists at a private barbeque on his Crawford,
ContinueNewton-John’s Lover Found in Jennifer Aniston’s House
MALIBU – Olivia Newton-John’s boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott, was found huddled under a blanket in Jennifer Aniston’s basement early this
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LOS ANGELES – Keanu Reeves is privately telling friends he was stunned when he discovered that Diane Keaton, with whom
ContinueAngelina Jolie Has Madonna with Child Syndrome
HOLLYWOOD – Angelina Jolie’s habit of never leaving home without at least one child in her arms or strapped to
ContinueTom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth
HOLLYWOOD- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first Scientologist next spring. Given the public displays of tonsil hockey
ContinueBrad Pitt Jennifer Aniston Divorce Stuns World Leaders
LOS ANGELES – As soon as heads of state learned that a California judge had signed off on Jennifer Aniston’s
ContinueRolling Stones Headlines Rich with Song Puns
BOSTON – Newspaper writers following the Rolling Stones latest world tour opened their coverage of Saturday night’s kick off concert
ContinueMadonna Recovering Accent after Riding Fall
TOLLARD ROYAL – Lady Madonna Louise Ciccone is recovering her British accent “quite nicely, thank you,” said a spokeswoman for
ContinueBush Hails Iraqi Constitution’s Marriage Definition
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Bush administration put a positive spin on Iraqi lawmakers’ failure to agree on a draft charter
ContinueBen Affleck Quits Acting for Baby’s Sake
LOS ANGELES – Ben Affleck has vowed to give up acting for the sake of his unborn daughter. The Pearl Harbor star
ContinueRolling Stones Deny Other Songs About Bush
NEW YORK – Mick Jagger told Interview magazine’s special correspondent Elton John that none of the songs on the Rolling Stones’ new
ContinuePat Robertson Advocates Killing Obese People
HAMPTON ROADS, Vir. – Televangelist Pat Robertson says the United States is wasting precious resources on diets that don’t work
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