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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: March 2006

Celebrities 

Naomi Campbell Gets Reality Show Sponsored by BlackBerry

March 31, 2006May 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

NEW YORK – Naomi Campbell says it was all a misunderstanding. The four-stitch head wound suffered yesterday by her housekeeper,

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Britney Spears Says Sculpture Makes Her Butt Look Big

March 29, 2006May 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

MALIBU – For the second time today Britney Spears has taken to her website to denounce sculptor Daniel Edwards, this

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Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, Britney Spears Make Statements

March 29, 2006May 13, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, and Britney Spears all made statements yesterday. We thought you’d like to know, and

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Mariah Carey Birthday Horoscope

March 27, 2006April 21, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Born today you share a birthday with Mariah Carey, 36, but don’t tell Ms. Carey; she’s

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U.S. News 

Lindsay Lohan, Sasha Cohen, Reese Witherspoon in the News

March 26, 2006May 13, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman; Sasha Cohen as an actress; Reese Witherspoon as all three of Buck Owens’

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Jennifer Lopez Fan Site Accused of Plagiarism

March 25, 2006May 13, 2022 T.J. Eckleburg 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – A Jennifer Lopez fan site has been accused of plagiarism by Postcards from the Pug Bus

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Tom Cruise Courting Yahoo to Restore Image

March 24, 2006May 12, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

SUNNYVALE, Calif. – Tom Cruise’ appearance at Yahoo’s Sunnyvale campus this week was calculated to achieve two effects. First, Mr.

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Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Fail to Impress Local Residents

March 22, 2006April 18, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

CERNOBBIO, Italy – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie did not show up in this tiny northern Italian village to get

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Tom Cruise Says Scientology to Market Bird Flu Vitamin

March 21, 2006May 12, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – Scientologist-actor Tom Cruise announced yesterday that Vianetics, the newly formed Scientology vitamin research and development company, will

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Tom Cruise South Park Scientology Episode Outed Here

March 18, 2006May 12, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

NEW YORK – Tom Cruise, whom no one has ever accused of being self-deprecating, threw a tantrum when he learned

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Sharon Stone Joins Naked News

March 16, 2006May 12, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

COOTER, Mo. – Sharon Stone is expected to visit the tiny southern Missouri hamlet of Cooter early next week to

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Tony Soprano Victim of Dick Cheney-Style Hit

March 13, 2006May 12, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

NEW JERSEY – Mob boss Tony Soprano was the victim of a Dick Cheney-style hit on the season opener of The

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Britney Spears on Hawaii, Orlando Bloom on Crack

March 12, 2006May 12, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

MAUI – Britney Spears is quickly learning to appreciate the culture and customs of Hawaii, as the accompanying image shows.

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Republicans Riot over Brokeback Mountain Parody

March 10, 2006April 30, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A parody of the controversial movie Brokeback Mountain that depicts President George W. Bush and former lobbyist Jack Abramoff

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Nicole Richie Campaigns for Food Warning Labels

March 9, 2006May 12, 2022 Chip Hilton 4 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie, a celebrity not particularly known for her social conscience,or her interest in food, has asked California

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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