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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: April 2006

Music 

  Keith Richards Out of His Tree, Hillary Clinton Out of Beano

April 30, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

  AUCKLAND – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion after falling out of a coconut tree at

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Celebrities 

Kaavya Viswanathan Is a Literary Fraud, Says Nicole Richie

April 28, 2006May 13, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

MALIBU – Author Nicole Richie has lashed out at Kaavya Viswanathan, calling the Harvard sophomore a literary fraud for plagiarizing

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Culture 

Harvard Author Blames Literary Theft on Acid Reflux

April 27, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan, 19, blames acid reflux for the numerous and striking similarities between her chick-lit

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Charlie Sheen Denies That He Is Gay

April 25, 2006May 12, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen said in a prepared statement yesterday that he is not presently nor has he ever been

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President Bush Says America Dreamz Sends the Wrong Message     By Chip Hilton

April 23, 2006April 30, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following a private White House screening of American Dreamz, President George W. Bush told reporters that the comedy,

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Julia Roberts Hit with Restraining Order Following Broadway Debut

April 22, 2006May 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

NEW YORK – Julia Roberts has been ordered by a New York judge to stay at least three hundred feet

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Jennifer Aniston, Sheryl Crow, and Burt Reynolds’ Birthday Horoscope

April 21, 2006April 26, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Born today you share a birthday with actress Jennifer Aniston, singer Sheryl Crow, and actor Burt

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Bush to Assume Presidency in Continuing White House Shakeup

April 20, 2006April 30, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Left high and dry by declining poll numbers and eroding public confidence, George W. Bush continues his

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Tom Cruise Tells Yahoo Chat Room His Baby Has Lived Before

April 19, 2006May 13, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience

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Jennifer Aniston’s Break Up Gets Happy Ending

April 17, 2006May 13, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Universal Pictures has acknowledged that the ending of The Break Up, a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince

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Angelina Jolie Makes Brad Pitt Her Bitch

April 16, 2006May 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

NAMIBIA – Unable to convince Angelina Jolie to become his wife, Brad Pitt has settled for becoming her bitch instead.

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Baby Horoscope Exclusive

April 15, 2006April 21, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

WEST CHESTER, PENNA. – For the most part Tom Cruise sat still and faced the hard questions from Diane Sawyer

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Lindsay Lohan Wax Figure Causes Stir at Madame Tussauds

April 13, 2006May 13, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

NEW YORK – Hundreds of people, some of them in wheelchairs and on crutches, lined up outside Madame Tussauds early

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Britney Spears Blames Lack of Gravity for Baby’s Fall

April 12, 2006May 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

MALIBU – Britney Spears told child welfare agents that her son’s fall on April 1 was caused by a temporary

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Demonstrators March in Rally for Immigrants’ Rights

April 11, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

MEXICO CITY – Nearly three dozen illegal American immigrants took to the street in Mexico City yesterday to protest what

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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Your Daniel Boone, Marie-Antoinette, k.d. lang Holy Shit Horoscope

November 2, 2011April 21, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

Al Gore Claims Credit for Inventing the Toilet Cam

January 8, 2010April 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

Local SPCA Rescues 250 Pug Dog Figurines

March 17, 2022April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

Thomas the Tank Engine Sued for Sexual Harassment

October 6, 2007May 4, 2022 philmaggitti 1 min read

Nicole Richie Splits from DJ Again, Another Book Is Blamed

May 24, 2006May 12, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 4 min read

O.J. Simpson Book, TV Special, Calendar, Video Game Canceled

November 21, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

NBA Players Union To Decertify, Regroup as Shopper’s Club

November 15, 2011March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

Brad Pitt to Star in Barbaro the Musical

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