Keith Richards Out of His Tree, Hillary Clinton Out of Beano
AUCKLAND – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion after falling out of a coconut tree at
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Kaavya Viswanathan Is a Literary Fraud, Says Nicole Richie
MALIBU – Author Nicole Richie has lashed out at Kaavya Viswanathan, calling the Harvard sophomore a literary fraud for plagiarizing
ContinueHarvard Author Blames Literary Theft on Acid Reflux
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan, 19, blames acid reflux for the numerous and striking similarities between her chick-lit
ContinueCharlie Sheen Denies That He Is Gay
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen said in a prepared statement yesterday that he is not presently nor has he ever been
ContinuePresident Bush Says America Dreamz Sends the Wrong Message By Chip Hilton
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following a private White House screening of American Dreamz, President George W. Bush told reporters that the comedy,
ContinueJulia Roberts Hit with Restraining Order Following Broadway Debut
NEW YORK – Julia Roberts has been ordered by a New York judge to stay at least three hundred feet
ContinueJennifer Aniston, Sheryl Crow, and Burt Reynolds’ Birthday Horoscope
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Born today you share a birthday with actress Jennifer Aniston, singer Sheryl Crow, and actor Burt
ContinueBush to Assume Presidency in Continuing White House Shakeup
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Left high and dry by declining poll numbers and eroding public confidence, George W. Bush continues his
ContinueTom Cruise Tells Yahoo Chat Room His Baby Has Lived Before
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience
ContinueJennifer Aniston’s Break Up Gets Happy Ending
HOLLYWOOD – Universal Pictures has acknowledged that the ending of The Break Up, a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince
ContinueAngelina Jolie Makes Brad Pitt Her Bitch
NAMIBIA – Unable to convince Angelina Jolie to become his wife, Brad Pitt has settled for becoming her bitch instead.
ContinueTom Cruise, Katie Holmes Baby Horoscope Exclusive
WEST CHESTER, PENNA. – For the most part Tom Cruise sat still and faced the hard questions from Diane Sawyer
ContinueLindsay Lohan Wax Figure Causes Stir at Madame Tussauds
NEW YORK – Hundreds of people, some of them in wheelchairs and on crutches, lined up outside Madame Tussauds early
ContinueBritney Spears Blames Lack of Gravity for Baby’s Fall
MALIBU – Britney Spears told child welfare agents that her son’s fall on April 1 was caused by a temporary
ContinueDemonstrators March in Rally for Immigrants’ Rights
MEXICO CITY – Nearly three dozen illegal American immigrants took to the street in Mexico City yesterday to protest what
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