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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: May 2006

Pug Bus Pop Quiz 

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Baby Quiz Exclusive

May 31, 2006April 13, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have squashed the feeding frenzy that had threatened to overwhelm them,

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Send Diplomatic Inquiry to President Bush

May 30, 2006May 12, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

REPUBLIC OF BRANGELINA – Angelina Jolie, president of the newly formed African Republic of Brangelina, has instructed her ambassador to

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Culture 

President Bush Lays Wreath to Honor Fashion’s Fallen Heroes

May 29, 2006May 2, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

MIAMI – President George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to slain fashion designer Giovanni Versace’s house in Miami last

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Technology 

President Bush Issues Memorial Day Cell Phone Virus Alert

May 28, 2006May 2, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush has warned Americans that the Memorial Day cell phone virus, the most virulent in-the-wild mobile

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Barbaro E-mail Addresses Bombarded with Spam

May 27, 2006April 27, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

KENNET SQUARE, Penna. – Two e-mail addresses created to allow racing fans to send get well messages to Barbaro may

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Nicole Richie Splits from DJ Again, Another Book Is Blamed

May 24, 2006May 12, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 4 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Once again a book has come between author Nicole Richie and her ex-fiance Adam Goldstein. Ms. Richie, 24,

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Sell Rights to Baby’s Horoscope

May 21, 2006April 21, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have sold the rights to their baby’s first horoscope to Postcards from

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Paul McCartney Mourns Loss of Handicapped Parking Sticker

May 20, 2006April 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

LONDON – Friends of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney say he is disconsolate about the loss of the handicapped parking sticker to

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Spay Britney Spears Campaign Picks Up Endorsements

May 18, 2006May 12, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched yesterday by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s

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Spay Britney Spears Campaign Announced

May 17, 2006May 12, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – A campaign to spay Britney Spears has been launched by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern

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President Bush Sending Jehovah’s Witnesses to Patrol Border

May 16, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush said last night that he will deploy 8,000 Spanish-speaking Jehovah’s Witnesses to the Mexican border

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Brooke Shields Suffering from Postpartum Elation

May 14, 2006May 12, 2022 T.J. Eckleburg 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – After the birth of her daughter Rowan three years ago, Brooke Shields suffered a crippling case of

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Bush, Verizon Team Up to Sell NSA Telephone Spying Program

May 13, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush will announce during his weekly radio address today that he is taking the

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Nicole Richie’s Top Ten Signs You’re Visiting a Bad Porn Web Site

May 12, 2006May 12, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie told Vanity Fair that she did not screen Paris Hilton’s career-making sex tape, “1 Night in Paris,” for

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Tom Cruise Outclassed by Brooke Shields in Family Faceoff

May 11, 2006May 12, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 1 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields have buried the olive branch and extended the hatchet, putting paid to their

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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Paris Hilton Blames Mother for Monks’ Mandala Massacre

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Dwayne Wade Identified as Robbery Suspect

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