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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: June 2006

Sporting Life 

Michelle Wie Tied for Lead at U.S. Women’s Open

June 30, 2006April 27, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

NEWPORT, R.I. – Michelle Wie is tied for the lead after the first day of the U.S. Women’s Open at

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U.S. News 

Google Checkout Is Based on Its Own Currency

June 30, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. – While e-commerce analysts describe what is expected to be a war for the minds and wallets

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Celebrities 

Britney Spears Explains Why She Posed Naked

June 29, 2006May 10, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

MALIBU – Britney Spears issued a brief press release yesterday explaining her decision to appear naked in the August issue

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Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban Honeymoon Off to Solid Start

June 27, 2006May 10, 2022 Chip Hilton 4 min read

SYDNEY – Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban began their honeymoon yesterday, accompanied by several accountants, lawyers, financial advisors, and a

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Culture 

JonBenet Ramsey Death a Suicide, Said Late Mother

June 25, 2006May 2, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

MARIETTA, Ga. – The death of former beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey has been called a suicide by her mother, Patsy,

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Religion 

Gay Bishops Won’t Support Openly Episcopalian Clergy

June 23, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

COLUMBUS, Ohio – The leadership of the American Association of Gay and Lesbian Bishops (AAGLB) resorted to eleventh-hour lobbying in

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Paul McCartney When I’m Sixty-Four Horoscope

June 18, 2006April 21, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

LONDON – (Editor’s Note) After waiting nearly four decades, Paul McCartney has learned to his dismay that the answers to

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JJ Redick, Ben Roethlisberger Did It to Impress Paris Hilton

June 15, 2006April 22, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

DURHAM, N.C. – Sports fans have been wrestling with a pair of troublesome questions this week: Why would former Duke

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Paul McCartney’s Top 10 Signs Your Wife’s a One-Legged Hooker

June 14, 2006May 10, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

LONDON – Paul McCartney told the News of the World that he realizes now he should have seen the signs that Heather

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Olsen Twins Nutrition Horoscope

June 13, 2006April 21, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Lucky you, sharing a birthday with the Olsen twins. What could be better? If you want

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Leave Namibia in Chaos

June 11, 2006May 10, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Standing proudly in front of a large banner that read “Mission Accomplished,” Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

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U.S. Military Leaks al-Zarqawi Sex Tape, Sunnis Riot

June 10, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 5 min read

RAMADI , Iraq – Thousands of Sunnis rioted after a U.S. military official had leaked a copy of a twenty-five-minute

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Tom Cruise Slams Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

June 9, 2006May 10, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has charged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with exploiting their newborn daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, “to wage

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Michelle Wie Contemplates Retiring from Golf

June 5, 2006April 6, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

SUMMIT, N.J. – Michelle Wie has nothing left to prove on the golf course, and she may retire soon to

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Angelina Jolie Birthday Horoscope

June 4, 2006April 20, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Horoscopes by Pugnacious, the half-man, half-beast, half-witted seer possessed with the singular ability to predict the

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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