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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: July 2006

Music 

People Magazine Tells Lance Bass He’s Gay

July 27, 2006April 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – “He’s Gay,” screams the cover line across the chest of a purple-shirted Lance Bass on this week’s People magazine. The

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President Bush Sues Dixie Chicks over Hail to the Chief

July 26, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Acting on information gained from cell phone surveillance, President Bush filed suit in a Washington, D.C., court

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Bush Declares Victory Over Saddam Hussein’s Hunger Strike

July 24, 2006May 4, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following a visit to church yesterday, President Bush declared victory over Saddam Hussein’s seventeen-day hunger strike. The

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Britney Spears to Write Children’s Book [Update]

July 21, 2006May 6, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

MALIBU – Despite the demands of motherhood, Britney Spears still intends to finish a children’s book this year; after that

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Britney Spears Gets Apology from National Enquirer’s Pecker

July 20, 2006May 6, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

BOCA RATON, Fla. – The National Enquirer‘s chief executive, David Pecker, confirmed that his organ’s British and Irish editions had apologized

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Brad Pitt Launches Mission to Become Most Annoying Celebrity

July 18, 2006May 9, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

NEW YORK – Brad Pitt used the bully pulpit of the Today show to launch his campaign to win People magazine’s Most Annoying Celebrity

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Jessica Simpson Launches Book-of-the-Year Club

July 16, 2006May 9, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – Jessica Simpson believes Oprah’s Book Club puts too much pressure on its members. In a recent Maxim interview Ms.

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Princess Di Crash Photo Revives Rumors of Affairs

July 15, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

LONDON – A photo of Princess Diana published in the Italian magazine Chi drew an irate response from the media in Britain

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Wie Woeful but Still Confident in John Deere

July 14, 2006April 27, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

SILVIS, Ill. – Once again Michelle Wie failed in her quest to become the first woman golfer since 1945 to

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Present Baby Suri Hotline

July 13, 2006May 10, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has finally responded to growing speculation that his alleged daughter Suri does not exist. Mr. Cruise

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Charlie Sheen’s Top Ten Signs You Ate Magic Mushroooms

July 12, 2006May 10, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – Charlie Sheen has voiced a cautionary note about the use of magic mushrooms to combat depression, anxiety,

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Jessica Simpson Thinks Divorce Made Her Younger

July 10, 2006May 10, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

MALIBU – Any news report that begins with the words “Jessica Simpson thinks” is bound to raise eyebrows. The last

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Jeremy Piven Is Local Bank Teller’s Inspiration

July 9, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Jeremy Piven, who has played sidekicks and eccentrics in more than three dozen films during the

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Jennifer Aniston Still Believes Brad Pitt Is Gay

July 8, 2006May 10, 2022 Chip Hilton 4 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Jennifer Aniston, recently chosen by Entertainment Tonight viewers as the star who best represents American values, held a

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Britney Spears Supports Restricted Licenses for Teens

July 4, 2006May 10, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

MALIBU – Britney Spears has thrown her weight behind a national initiative to restrict driving privileges for sixteen-year-olds. The once-and-future

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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