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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: October 2006

Celebrities 

Delaware Still Reeling over Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe Split

October 31, 2006May 5, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WILMINGTON, Del. – News of the Reese Witherspoon-Ryan Phillippe breakup has sent tremors through the state of Delaware, “The Home

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NBC Was Right to Refuse Dixie Chicks Ad, Says Anne Coulter

October 30, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – (Editor’s note: Today’s guest columnist is Anne Coulter, best-selling author and social commentator, who has earned an

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Music 

Rush Limbaugh Accuses Dixie Chicks of Lip Synching

October 29, 2006April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

NEW YORK – Conservative talk show diva Rush Limbaugh has accused the Dixie Chicks of lip synching “every damn one

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Nicole Richie Celebrity Death Watch

October 28, 2006May 5, 2022 T.J. Eckleburg 4 min read

LOS ANGELES – The pending obituary of actress and author Nicole Richie was updated this week after The Simple Life costar had

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U.S. News 

October Surprise: President Bush Redesigns Monetary System

October 27, 2006May 2, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 4 min read

WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush told an audience at a fundraiser here last night that he plans to redesign

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Madonna, Oprah Give African Babies to Talk Show Audience

October 25, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

CHICAGO – Audience members at the taping of The Oprah Show yesterday expected to see Madonna explain via satellite from London why

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Paul McCartney in Custody Fight over Heather Mills’ Breasts

October 21, 2006April 22, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

LONDON – The divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills has apparently taken a turn for the strange. According

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Paul McCartney Hit with New Abuse Charges from Heather Mills

October 19, 2006May 5, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 4 min read

LONDON – Disturbing new charges of mental and emotional abuse have been leveled at Paul McCartney by his estranged second

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Windows Vista Offends Special Interest Groups

October 18, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

ATLANTA – In addition to the usual security problems, the Microsoft corporation’s latest operating system, Windows Vista, has some patching

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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant or in Denial about Vince Vaughn

October 15, 2006May 5, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

CHICAGO – Jennifer Aniston is either pregnant or in denial about her breakup with Vince Vaughn, or possibly both. These

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Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson to Star in Vagina Dialogues

October 10, 2006May 5, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Hoping to establish themselves as mature actresses and to patch up their friendship, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson

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Courtney Love and Chimp Separated by Sliver of DNA

October 8, 2006May 5, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

BOSTON – According to reports published in the current issues of the journals Nature and Science, a new comparison of the genetic blueprints

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Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn Split over Adoption Plan

October 5, 2006May 5, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

MALIBU – Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have separated after failing to agree about the kind of child they should

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George Clooney Has Penis Envy Says Dr. Phil

October 4, 2006May 5, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Once again George Clooney is whining about all the attention he gets from paparazzi, and once

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Mark Foley Enters Alcoholism Rehab; Gambling Rehab Next

October 3, 2006May 2, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

LAPLAND, Fla. – Mark Foley (R-FL) quietly slipped into a rehab facility for alcoholism treatment last weekend. In a statement

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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The Grammar Prick Says Leave God Out of It

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