Bono Cancels Clothing Line for the Fashion Impaired
NEW YORK – U2’s lead singer, Bono, perennially one of the worst-dressed white men in the world, has announced the
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Pamela Anderson Says Kid Rock Didn’t Measure Up to Tommy Lee
LOS ANGELES – A tearful Pamela Anderson wrote on her website yesterday that no matter how many times she married
ContinueClay Aiken, Kelly Ripa Feud Inspires “Where Was Clay’s Hand” Contest
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – While other celebrity news sources were in a feeding frenzy, scrambling to find the latest crumbs
ContinueO.J. Simpson Book, TV Special, Calendar, Video Game Canceled
NEW YORK – File the O.J. Simpson calendar and video game under the same heading as the O.J. Simpson book
ContinueO.J. Simpson Says Cancellation Was Prompted by Racism
ORLANDO, Fla. – O.J. Simpson reacted angrily yesterday when he learned that News Corporation had decided not to broadcast two,
ContinueGod Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding
VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise
ContinueTom Cruise, Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding Secrets
ROME – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will exchange mood rings during a Scientology wedding ceremony this weekend at Odescalchi
ContinueRudy Giuliani Prostate Exam Reveals President Bush’s Image
CRAWFORD, Texas – A medical image taken with the latest Ham-corder technology revealed an imprint of President George W. Bush’s
ContinueBill Cosby Settles Class Action Assualt Claims
PHILADELPHIA – Pitchman Bill Cosby quietly settled a class action suit with an unspecified number of women who had accused
ContinueBritney Spears Divorce Coverage Angers FedEx Corporation
NEW YORK – Lawyers representing the FedEx corporation announced yesterday that they are considering legal action against any member of
ContinueRenee Zellweger Retires from Non-animated Films
HOLLYWOOD – Renee Zellweger stunned Hollywood yesterday by announcing that her current project, the thriller Case 39, will be her last
ContinueKirstie Alley Covers Her Butt on Oprah Show
CHICAGO – Kirstie Ally appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in a modified bikini yesterday to favor the world with a peek
ContinueTom Cruise, Katie Holmes Still Undecided on Wedding Date
LOS ANGELES – An anonymous source at Cruise/Wagner Productions reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be close to
ContinueNeil Patrick Harris Says Doogie Howser Was Gay, Too
NEW YORK – Neil Patrick Harris let both Bruno Maglis drop in a recent interview with People magazine. The boyish-looking thirty-three-year-old actor
ContinueTom Cruise Alert: Today United Artists, Tomorrow the United States
LOS ANGELES – Be afraid, ye sons and daughters of Xenu. Be fearful of your fate, ye glib commentators and
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