Jesus’ Tomb Proves He Was Not Gay, Says James Cameron
NEW YORK – Oscar-winning director James Cameron believes that inscriptions on the tombs of the J.H. Christ family “should settle
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Angelina Jolie Accepts Oscar for Klaus Harmony
LOS ANGELES – Angelina Jolie lent a much needed touch of spice to last night’s Oscar awards snooze fest. The
ContinueBritney Spears Quits Rehab, May Flee to Namibia
MALIBU – Britney Spears completed another successful one-day stint in rehab yesterday. After spending a restful night in the Christian
ContinueOther Numbers Critical of The Number 23
NEW YORK – The approaching release of The Number 23, starring Jim Carey and Virginia Madsen, has created a furor in
ContinueBritney Spears Explains Why She Shaved Her Head
MALIBU – Britney Spears is hell bent on becoming the Caucasian answer to Mike Tyson. Just as Iron Mike took
ContinueFirst Anna Nicole Smith Sightings Reported
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – Anna Nicole Smith was spotted by a grieving fan at a local convenience store early this morning.
ContinueAnna Nicole Smith Rejected at Heavenly Gate
NORTH POLE – An emergency Council of Supreme Beings session determined yesterday that the soul of recently departed celebrity Anna
ContinueDixie Chicks Sweep Grammies, Ban Country Music Stations
LOS ANGELES – After sweeping the top three categories at the 49th annual Grammy Awards last night, the Dixie Chicks
ContinueHarvard to Name First Gay Female Impersonator President
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Harvard is expected to name its first gay female impersonator president today in an historic outreach that
ContinueAnna Nicole Smith Dies, O.J. Simpson Plans Book
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – Anna Nicole Smith was found “unresponsive” by her private nurse in a Florida hotel room on Thursday.
ContinueJessica Simpson Split with Nick Lachey Fueled by Klaus Harmony
NEW YORK – Jessica Simpson told Elle magazine that the music of German composer Klaus Harmony was “the tripping point” in her
ContinueRyan O’Neal Attacks Son over Mac Ads
MALIBU – Ryan O’Neal allegedly threatened his son, Griffin, 42, following a dispute concerning the ads for Mac computers that
ContinueGod Scorns Windows Vista, Sues Microsoft
HEAVEN – Windows Vista, Microsoft’s controversial new operating system, has incurred the wrath of God. The Supreme Power User, operating
ContinueWill Katie Holmes See Her Thetan on Groundhog Day?
BEVERLY HILLS – Tomorrow morning at six o’clock Katie Holmes will emerge from her bunker in Tom Cruise’ mansion in
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