Pornography Merchants Hail Internet Smut Ruling
CORNISH FLATS, N.H. – Adult Internet content, which includes but is not limited to bumping uglies in pairs and in
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Lindsay Lohan Vows to Stay the Course
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, like her favorite president, George W. Bush, is determined to stay the course. Although Britney
ContinueAngelina Jolie Adoption Reaches Milestone
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona – Angelina Jolie is a long way from breaking Mia Farrow’s parenting record—four biological and ten or eleven
ContinueHillary Clinton Benefits from Selfless Vilsack Move
DES MOINES, Iowa – Hillary Clinton will reap the benefit of “a selfless political decision” by her one time presidential
ContinueAngelina Jolie Adoption Spree Inspires New SAT Questions
PRINCETON, N.J. – Angelina Jolie’s mad-brained adoption behavior has inspired the Educational Testing Service (ETS) in Princeton, New Jersey, to
ContinueJohn Edwards in Danger of Losing Sympathy Vote
NEW YORK – John Edwards may have squandered the sympathy vote already with his remarks during a 60 Minutes interview with Katie
ContinueBong Hits 4 Jesus Rallies Planned
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide series of Bong Hits 4 Jesus rallies, sponsored by the National Organization for the Reform
ContinueLSU’s Pokey Chatman Remembered as Hands-on Coach
BATON ROUGE, La. – Recently resigned LSU women’s basketball coach Dana “Pokey” Chatman, 37, will be remembered as a hands-on
ContinueBrad Delp Memorialized by Burger King
NEW YORK – Former Boston singer Brad Delp will be honored by the Burger King corporation, a company spokesman said
ContinueSarah Silverman Snub Has God Lovers Fuming
NEW YORK – Sarah Silverman has had her last orgasm if God’s followers have anything to say about it. Friends
ContinueBrad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Adoption Request Denied
NEW ORLEANS – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have failed in their latest attempt to add to their rainbow family.
ContinuePaul McCartney Breaks Silence about Heather Mills
LONDON – A bitter Paul McCartney has finally taken the rag out of his mouth, ending a self-imposed gag order
ContinueBritney Spears Is the Antichrist, Says Noted Exorcist
MALIBU – Britney Spears’ claim to be the Antichrist should not be taken lightly, says James J. LeBar, chief exorcist
ContinueBritney Spears Returning to Kabbalah
MALIBU – Britney Spears wants to return to the practice of Kabbalah. During an intense week in rehab at Promises-by-the-Sea
ContinueAnna Nicole Smith Funeral Will Be Televised on C-SPAN2
WASHINGTON – The much-delayed funeral of Anna Nicole Smith will be televised live on C-SPAN2 tomorrow. Scheduled programs, beginning with
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