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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: April 2007

U.S. News 

Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming

April 30, 2007April 22, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

NEW YORK – Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise

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Lindsay Lohan Falls in NFL Draft

April 29, 2007April 27, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

NEW YORK – Lindsay Lohan, once considered the potential number one pick in this year’s NFL draft, lingered on the

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Hugh Grant Arrested for Spilling the Beans at Photographer

April 26, 2007April 26, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

LONDON – Hugh Grant was arrested and questioned by police yesterday after he had allegedly littered the road near his

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Willie Nelson Avoids Jail After Policeman Can’t Remember Bust

April 25, 2007April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

ST. MARTINVILLE, La. – Willie Nelson avoided jail when the policeman who had cited him for possession of marijuana and

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Rosie O’Donnell Replaced by Don Imus on The View            

April 25, 2007April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell is giving her seat on The View to Don Imus as of June 1, a source close

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Sheryl Crow’s Cat Demands More Litter Paper

April 24, 2007April 5, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – Sheryl Crow’s cat, Biodiesel, has gone missing, apparently in protest over the singer’s stingy attitude regarding the

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Virginia Tech Shooter Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloads

April 23, 2007April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

NEW YORK – The estate of Cho Seung-Hui, the former Virginia Tech student who killed thirty-two people last week, has

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Microsoft Offers Windows Vista Free to Good Homes

April 22, 2007April 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

REDMOND, Wash. – Microsoft announced yesterday that it will offer surplus upgrade copies of its newest operating system, Windows Vista,

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Virginia Tech Shootings Prompt NRA to Arm College Students

April 18, 2007May 4, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

FAIRFAX, Vir. – The shootings at Virginia Tech University this week have inspired the NRA (National Rifle Association) to draft

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Britney Spears Denies That She’s Broke

April 16, 2007April 26, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

MALIBU – Britney Spears is broke. Months of non-stop drinking and shopping, coupled with binge eating, purging, and serious brown

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Governor Jon Corzine Crash Site Memorial Grows

April 15, 2007May 1, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

GALLOWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. – When New Jersey governor Jon Corzine was bouncing around inside his official SUV about six o’clock

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Don Imus to Star with Tom Cruise in Talkback Mountain

April 14, 2007April 27, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – Former on-air personality Don Imus has been tipped to star with Tom Cruise in Talkback Mountain, the story

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Paul Wolfowitz Credit Card Recalled by World Bank

April 13, 2007May 2, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source at the World Bank has confirmed that the controversial Paul Wolfowitz credit card will be

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Don Imus Pardoned by President Bush

April 12, 2007May 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Former MSNBC personality Don Imus was pardoned by President Bush yesterday in a surprising exercise of executive

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Don Imus Fundraiser Spotlights Presidential Pardon

April 12, 2007May 1, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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