Larry Craig Wants Toilet Cams in Airport Restrooms
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig says he plans to introduce legislation in Congress that will mandate the placement
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Senator Craig: I Am Not Gay, I Just Act Gay in Restrooms
BOISE, Idaho – Senator Larry Craig assured his constituents, his god, and his family yesterday that he is not gay,
ContinueMichel Martin Is Today’s Michael Vick Tool
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Today’s dumb-ass Michael Vick sympathizer is Michel Martin, hostess of Tell Me More, a one-hour daily NPR
ContinueU.S. Blames British Soldiers’ Deaths on Cell Phone Use
KAJAKI, Afghanistan – A United States military commander in Afghanistan said yesterday that three British soldiers killed by “a friendly
ContinueNRA President Attacks NAACP’s Michael Vick Tool
FAIRFAX, Vir. – NRA president, Wayne LaPierre, assailed R.L. White, HMFIC and president of the NAACP’s Atlanta chapter, for suggesting
ContinueSkype Outage Only the Beginning Warns an Angry God
LUXEMBOURG – God has claimed full responsibility for the mysterious Skype outage that left an estimated five to six million
ContinueRudy Giuliani Tops Wikipedia Self-Serving Edits
NEW YORK – Computers at the campaign headquarters of Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani were used to make fifteen changes
ContinuePope Benedict Urges Peace on The Sopranos in Easter Address
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI devoted his annual Easter address to a condemnation of the violence on HBO’s hit
ContinueLindsay Lohan Elle Interview Recalls Happier Times
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – If it’s August, Lindsay Lohan is selling magazines for Elle. For the second August in a row
ContinueArkansas Woman Has 17th Child, Two Are James Brown’s
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed her seventeenth child into the world at 10:01 a.m. Thursday
ContinueBritney Spears’ New CD in Starbucks Tuesday
LOS ANGELES – The long-awaited new Britney Spears CD, Here I Come Again, will go on sale at all Starbucks outlets
ContinueRush Limbaugh Says Donovan McNabb Coddled by Philly Press
NEW YORK – According to Rush Limbaugh, Donovan McNabb is being protected by the Philadelphia press, which has orchestrated “a
ContinueMichael Vick Severs Ties with PRCA and Skoal
NEWPORT NEWS, Vir. – A lawyer for suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback, Michael Vick, announced today that Mr. Vick was severing
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