Rudy Giuliani Proposes Moving Kwanzaa to New Time Slot
NEW YORK—Rudy Giuliani may have skipped the GOP presidential debate at historically black Morgan State University last night, but his
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Madeleine McCann Sightings Impede Investigation
LONDON – The latest Madeleine McCann “sighting” confirms an ironic phenomenon: sightings of the missing four-year-old are impeding the search
ContinueBrad Pitt to Star in Barbaro the Musical
KENNETT SQUARE, Penna. – Brad Pitt, fresh off his triumph in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford,
ContinueJennifer Aniston’s New Body Confident with Jennifer Aniston
LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Aniston’s new body is telling friends that it’s confident Ms. Aniston can compete with Brad Pitt
ContinueDonovan McNabb Says Black Dogfighters Are More Criticized
PHILADELPHIA – Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb has gone deep again. His target this time is the perceived inequality in the
ContinueBritney Spears Fans Will Stage Nude Protest Rally
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears fans will stage a nude protest rally in front of the Staples Center this Saturday
ContinueDonovan McNabb Says O.J. Simpson Was Framed
PHILADELPHIA – Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb believes O.J. Simpson was framed for kidnapping, armed robbery, and hooliganism because he
ContinueBritney Spears’ Sons Not Bothered by Her Nudity, Drug Use
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears’ sons have refuted claims that her using drugs and walking around naked all the time
ContinueO.J. Simpson Claims Stealing from Yourself Isn’t Wrong
LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson is confident he did nothing wrong when he barged into a casino hotel room with
ContinueOsama Bin Laden Bombs in CNN 911 Awards Opener
ATLANTA – It was meant to be Osama Bin Laden’s career revival, a triumphant return to form that would finally
ContinueKate McCann’s Diary, an Exclusive Peek
LONDON – Pages purported to have come from Kate McCann’s diary have been photocopied and leaked to The Sun, England’s tabloid
ContinueBritney Spears Not Working, Hillary Clinton Calls for Withdrawal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears is not working, says Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and its time to withdraw support
ContinuePetraeus Says Surge Is Working, Britney Spears Needs More Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. – General David Petraeus told Congress yesterday that President Bush’s surge in Iraq is working, but Operation Britney
ContinueIndiana Jones Movie Won’t Be Called The Colonoscopy of Doom
HOLLYWOOD – The long-awaited new Indiana Jones movie will not be called Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Doom, despite Harrison
ContinueVanessa Hudgens Homemade Sex Video Surfaces on Internet
LOS ANGELES – Vanessa Hudgens has more to apologize for than a few perky-breasted but otherwise virginal nude photos currently
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