Preppy Killer Says Rough Sex with Gal Pal Led to Coke Bust
NEW YORK – Robert Chambers Jr., whom you may remember as the “Preppy Killer,” told police last night that the
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Paul McCartney Drops Boob Visitation Request
LONDON – Paul McCartney is so keen to be shed of Heather Mills that he has dropped his request for
ContinueEllen DeGeneres Wins Ass Hat Award for Dog Speech
LOS ANGELES – Ellen DeGeneres is the newest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bus Ass Hat of the
ContinueBritney Spears Writing Self-Help Book for Children
MALIBU – Britney Spears is writing a self-help book in order to prevent “childrens everywhere” from making the same mistakes
ContinueAl Gore Demands Nobel Prize Recount
SAN FRANCISCO – Al Gore told reporters in San Francisco yesterday that he will demand a recount in order to
ContinueGeorge Clooney Health Records Reveal Hemorrhoids, Incontinence
NORTH BERGEN, N.J. – George Clooney’s health records contain some personally embarrassing information, said a hospital health worker who was
ContinueLindsay Lohan Narrows College Choices to Harvard or Rochville
OUTBACK, Utah – Recently clean actress Lindsay Lohan has narrowed her college choices to Harvard and Rochville universities, a spokesperson
ContinueBritney Spears’ Obsession with Princess Diana
MALIBU – Britney Spears’ obsession with Princess Diana has Ms. Spears’ few remaining friends concerned. They fear the frazzled pop
ContinueThomas the Tank Engine Sued for Sexual Harassment
VICARSTOWN, Sodor – Thomas the Tank Engine has been sued for sexual harassment by Lady Jane Hatt and her granddaughter
ContinueRIAA Sends Message to Native American Single Mothers of Two
DULUTH, Minn. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) prevailed yesterday in its efforts to stamp out copyright infringement
ContinueBritney Spears’ Driving Test Leaked to Tabloid
LOS ANGELES – A copy of the written driving test Britney Spears passed in order to obtain a temporary license
ContinueBruce Springsteen’s Hair Rocks Hartford
HARTFORD, Conn. – Bruce Springsteen’s hair kicked ass and took names at the Hartford Civic Center last night. Reunited with
ContinueBritney Spears Stripped of Her Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears has been stripped of her citizenship, the White House revealed this morning. President Bush took
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