Jamie Lynn Spears Home Pregnancy Test on eBay
BUMFUCH, La. – The Jamie Lynn Spears’ home pregnancy test that was run up the eBay flagpole on Wednesday might
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Jamie Lynn Spears Gets Pregnant as Surrogate for Britney
BUMFUCH, La. – Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is knocked up higher than her no-account big sister on a three-day, Little
ContinueMichael Vick Homies Win Ass Hat of the Moment Award
NEW YORK – While Michael Vick sits in jail trying to master the intricacies of checkers and the ins and
ContinueBritney Spears Hires Illegal Alien Frappuccino Caddy
MALIBU – Britney Spears has hired a full-time Frappuccino caddy in an effort to convince California child welfare authorities that
ContinuePorsche Denies Plans to Release Nikki Catsouras Model
ATLANTA – A spokesman for Porsche Cars North America denies that his company has “any plans whatsoever” to introduce a
ContinueHillary Clinton Launches Cosmetics Line in Effort to Save Campaign
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hillary Clinton has elected to move up the debut of her cosmetics line in hopes of gaining
ContinueRIAA Wants Record Labels to Limit Home CD Use
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has fingered consumers who play CDs repeatedly as “the single
ContinueAngelina Jolie Computer Virus Poised to Strike
REDMOND, Wash. – The Angelina Jolie virus, a new and potentially smothering computer virus, is set to strike computers around
ContinueBritney Spears Joins Drunks Against Mad Mothers Group
LOS ANGELES – After attending several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), Britney Spears has decided to join the
ContinueBritney Spears Pregnant Again, May Lose Custody of Vagina
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears is pregnant again, and the troubled singer is terrified she might lose custody of her
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