Three Second Rule Extended During Recession
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The federal three-second guideline, which warns anyone against picking up food and eating it more than three
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Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm
REDMOND – Wash. – Microsoft’s CEO Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian
ContinueGwyneth Paltrow Sucks in Fellatio, the Lost Shakespeare Comedy
PHILADELPHIA – Gwyneth Paltrow’s halting performance in Fellatio, the Lost Shakespeare Comedy, proves that Aristotle knew what he was talking about
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