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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – When President Obama said that America had been “lazy” for the past few decades, he was
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Joe Paterno Diagnosed with Cancer, Penn State Students Riot
STATE COLLEGE, Penna, – When students learned that former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno had been diagnosed with lung
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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The Amalgamated Asshat Association will have to step up production this week in order to make
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STATE COLLEGE, Penna. – Ostensibly ex-Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired by the school’s board of trustees because
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STATE COLLEGE, Penna. – Penn State coaching legend Jerry Sandusky will offer a series of Jerry’s Kids Tiny Tots football
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HAPPY VALLEY, Penna. – Sandusky Blitz, long one of the limp dicks among the one hundred ice cream flavors offered
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ATLANTA, Geo. – The third shoe and a ten-foot stack of pizza boxes have fallen on presidential candidate Herman Cain.
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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – An iconic frontiersman, a French queen with attitude, and an odd-looking weasel are your strange, astrological
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