Trey Anastasio Sets Cat Horoscopes to Music in Latest CD
Born today you share a birthday with Robby Takac, but, hey, you can do better than that. You also share
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Guido Barilla Announces New Regina Brand Pasta
PARMA, Italy–Guido Barilla, chairman of the Barilla Group, the world’s leading pasta manufacturer, announced yesterday that his company plans to
ContinueSaint Dymphna Patron Saint of Home Schooling and West Virginia
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Imagine you are a fourteen-year-old girl and you discover that your father wants to hook up with you
ContinueLights Out Light Bulb Quiz for Dummies
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Every so often one comes across a statement that makes the hairs on the tops of one’s toes
ContinueGod Declares “Atheism Is Dead”
NEW YORK–In an exclusive interview with The New York Times Book Review, God declared confidently that atheism is “deader than the
ContinuePope Francis Reveals Plans to Celebrate Halloween This Year
VATICAN CITY–In yet another move that Catholics are applauding the world over, Pope Francis I announced yesterday that he plans
ContinueObama Orders Name Change for Tomahawk Missiles
WASHINGTON–Although he has not been able to persuade Congress to give him permission to bomb Syria, President Obama demonstrated yesterday
ContinueRosetta Stone Releases Pig Latin App for iPhone 5s
ARLINGTON, Vir.–The buzz around Apple’s new iPhone 5s just got louder. Rosetta Stone®, the world’s leading, computer-based, language-instruction company, announced
ContinueStudy Links Obesity to Increase in Cyber Crimes
FOSTER CITY, Ca.–A study conducted by the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) reveals that obesity is no longer
ContinueCatmando’s Spice of Life Astrological Forecast
Otherwise rational people often underestimate the power that herbs and spices exert on their lives, especially the parts that haven’t
ContinueObama Allows Gas Stations and Bars to Begin Offering Flu Shots
WASHINGTON–In a move that critics say is calculated to detract from the cluster fuck that passes for his Syria policy,
ContinuePastor Says Obama’s Speech on Syria Will Launch Antichrist Campaign
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–A local pastor warns that when President Obama addresses the nation Tuesday night, he will be selling not
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St. Polycarp, Patron Saint of Earwig Sufferers
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Catholics, as well as Anglicans and Lutherans, suffering from an earwig, a scrap of a song that gets
ContinueEdward Snowden Reveals NSA Movie Piracy Techniques, Part 2
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Previously on Postcards from the Pug Bus, Edward Snowden revealed that National Security Agency (NSA) employees who were
ContinueEdward Snowden Reveals NSA Movie Piracy Techniques, Part 2
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Previously on Postcards from the Pug Bus, Edward Snowden revealed that National Security Agency (NSA) employees who were
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