The Grammar Prick Says Leave God Out of It
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–While the Grammar Prick was watching a football game on television recently, an announcer declared, “Quarterbacks like Peyton
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God “Sick and Tired of Being Everybody’s Damn Witness”
HEAVEN–The Lord God Almighty has had it up to his Charlton Heston-like brow with people who say “as god is
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VATICAN CITY–Pope Francis told the website Hunger TV that people should not be so quick to condemn Miley Cyrus for
ContinueNew iPad 5 Will Introduce Fading Keypad Letters
CUPERTINO, Ca.–The big whisper from the Apple campus here in Cupertino is that Apple’s new iPad 5 and iPad Mimi
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WEST CHESTER, Pa.–The ultra-competitive altar bread market has been thrown into a cocked miter by the emergence of Chinese players
ContinueHoroscope Dreams Starring Miley Cyrus, Martha Stewart, Lassie, and More
Catmando—a mythical creature who is half human, half feline, and half baked—is famed for the bumbling accuracy with which he
ContinuePennsylvania Governor Compares Same-Sex Marriage To Incest
HARRISBURG, Pa.—During an interview broadcast yesterday on CBS 21 News in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Republican Governor Tom Corbett was asked by
ContinueWNBA Finals Will Proceed Despite Government Shutdown
NEW YORK–Proving once again that it is capable of meeting any challenge, the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) announced today
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