November 2015 – postcards from the pug bus

Reverse Engineering Your Horoscope

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The notion that you share character traits with other people with whom you share a sign is a crock of shit. The people who are getting off the bus the same day you are getting … Read on

Culture

NCTE Outraged over Time’s Choice of the Clitoris as Person of the Year

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WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Council for Transgender Equality (NCTE) charged today that Time magazine’s choice of the clitoris as its 2015 Person of the Year “invalidates the narratives” of thousands of transgender women around the world.… Read on

News

Yes, Virginia, There Was a Poop Swastika

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COLUMBIA, Mo.—Poop Swastika Truthers took one in the shorts recently with the release of a University of Missouri police department report confirming that someone did indeed grab a handful of shit and draw a swastika … Read on

News

Trump Win Puts Neo-Nazi German Villages on Tourism Map

Biff Scuzzy 269 Views 2 min read

As though to acknowledge that fashion is indeed the universal language, Globus® and other purveyors of European package tours have added Wibbese, Jamal, and half a dozen other picturesque, rural German villages to their spring … Read on

Sporting Life

NFL to Install 200 Gender-Appropriate Bathrooms for Super Bowl LI

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HOUSTON–The National Football League promises that Super Bowl LI, scheduled to be played in Houston on February 5, 2017, will be “the most all-inclusive, welcoming, and gender-affirmative Super Bowl in history.” The foundation of all … Read on