Dishing with the HMFIC of National Penultimate Day℠
Our culture is obsessed with going the extra mile, giving 110 percent, leaving it all on the field. Supermarkets are
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Ganjascope℠ To Be Featured in Reader’s Digest
WEST CHESTER, PA—The Readers Digest and Postcards from the Pug Bus will “partner” to bring the GanjaScope℠ to RD’s 38,000,000 readers beginning
ContinueDab Rig Manufacturer Issues Refunds for Kaepernick Model
SAN FRANCISCO—Rigs-R-Us, the nation’s leading manufacturer of “smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious,” offered refunds today to any customers
ContinueBLM Declares National White Chocolate Day Racist
WEST CHESTER, PA—Black Lives Matter (BLM) plans to interrupt tail-gaiting parties at several NFL games this afternoon to protest the
ContinueSPAM to Introduce Edible Swimwear During Fashion Week
NEW YORK—Hormel Foods, makers of Spam, announced yesterday that it has added edible swimwear to the ever-growing catalog of novelty
ContinuePug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
The National Penultimate Day℠ campaign, launched recently by Postcards from the Pug Bus, took a giant step toward gravitas yesterday
ContinueGanjascope℠ Wins New York Times Trichome Award
The Ganjascope℠, Snoop Dogg’s favorite astrological bulletin, was honored by the New York Times with its First Annual Trichome Award for excellence
ContinuePropane-Driven Vape Pens Blamed for Three Deaths in Amish Country
Bird in Hand, PA—News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth—Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lucas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin,
ContinuePug Bus Launches National Penultimate Day Campaign
WEST CHESTER, PA—Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s least influential web site, today launched its National Penultimate Day campaign
ContinueWalmart Intruduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams
NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in
ContinueHow Millennials Can Tell If They’ve Had Sex
BLOOMINGTON, Ind.—Researchers at the Kinsey Institute of Sex and Public Policy at Indiana University report that millennials cannot agree on
ContinueGanjascope℠, The World’s Most Accurate Pot Horoscope
Virgo (8/23 – 9/22): Your sun is in Leo, which could portend trouble because it’s supposed to be in Albuquerque.
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