October 2019 – postcards from the pug bus

GanjaScope Is President Trump’s Favorite Read

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Postcards from the Pug Bus (2PB) has “heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend” that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump’s “favorite read.” At least that’s what

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News

Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths

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LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease as men who are prostate-cancer free. This conclusion was reached … Read on

Weed

Pot Is Dead

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If Nietzsche were alive today, he would have to declare, “Pott ist tot.” Pot is dead. In Nietzsche’s time, as in ours, these sorts of uber deaths occur long before most people notice. Indeed, there … Read on

Horoscopes

Ganjascope Predicts the Death of CBD

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Aries (3/21–4/19): No matter how embarrassed you are by keyboard plaque, do not attempt to remove it with your dab rig torch. CBD tincture is more holistic and effective. Be sure to back up all … Read on

News

Obesity-Causing Virus Found on Toilet Seats

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BATON ROUGE—A virus commonly found on toilet seats (TS-36) may be at the bottom of the obesity epidemic threatening to engulf the United States and to put a morbid strain on its gravity supply.

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Horoscopes

The Ganjascope Feline Home Companion

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Catmando—the office cat here at the Ganjascope℠, is descended from a race of mythical creatures who are half human, half feline, and half baked. Much of the bumbling accuracy with which the Ganjascope℠ can see … Read on