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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Month: November 2019

Book of Daze 

Smile, It’s National Toilet Cam Day℠

November 30, 2019March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

Al Gore is rightly celebrated as the “father of the Internet,” but few people know that he is also the

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National Dead Beatle Day #2℠

November 29, 2019April 1, 2022 philmaggitti 1 min read

Do you remember what you were doing when Beatle George Harrison died eighteen years ago today? Of course not. Most

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National Wishbone Day, the Woke Person’s Thanksgiving℠

November 28, 2019April 26, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

What we casually refer to as Thanksgiving should properly be called You’re on Indian Land Day; but who wants to put up with

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National Seat Belt Alarm Silencer Day℠

November 27, 2019April 1, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

The never-ending resistance to the nanny state and to soccer moms everywhere is marked by small but sustaining victories. Folding,

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National Butt Plug Day, Apple’s iPlug Response℠

November 26, 2019April 1, 2022 philmaggitti 1 min read

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Apple CEO Tim Cook has a major surprise up his sleeve, at very least, as Apple throws its

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National Ain’t Woke, Do Not Disturb Day

November 26, 2019March 26, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

  The National Day Calendar (NDC) is your go-to source if you want to know when National Tattoo Day is

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National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day℠

November 25, 2019April 1, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

WILMINGTON, De.—What better way to observe National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day than by having lunch at a tony restaurant

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National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It℠     

November 24, 2019March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, PA—Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten

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National Breast Reduction Day, Too Much of a Good Thing℠

November 23, 2019March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WEST CHESTER, PA—It may be impossible to be too rich or too thin, but it is possible to have too much titty.

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National Premature Ejaculation Day, What You Need to Know℠

November 22, 2019March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WEST CHESTER, PA—Good things come to those who wait and to those who can wait to come. Bad things, unfortunately, are the

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Celebrating National Blivit Day℠

November 21, 2019March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, PA—Today our divided nation unites in the observation of National Blivit Day. According to Reader’s Digest, where blivit first appeared in

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West Chester University Student Wins Grammar Prick’s Shitty Writing Award

November 12, 2019September 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

In today’s lesson, boys and girls, the Grammar Prick will attempt to teach you how not to write like an Arschloch.

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National Earworm Day℠

November 11, 2019March 26, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Before we fusilade the fireworks in celebration of National Earworm Day, we must observe that said day

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National AARP Senior Sperm Day℠

November 3, 2019May 4, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) will issue a two-finger proclamation sometime today, declaring that (1) January 3

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New Sex Drug Stops Premature Ejaculation

November 2, 2019April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

SAN ANTONIO – Johnson & Johnson, makers of No More Tears, electrified the proceedings of the American Urological Association yesterday

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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RIAA Sues Fetus as Accessory to Illegal Downloading

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Tom Cruise Dumped by Paramount Because of Annoying Laugh

August 23, 2006May 6, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

Chilean President Blames Pat Robertson for Earthquake’s Effects

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