Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely
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President Trump Grants Emergency Sick Days to COVID-19 Victims
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of COVID-19 victims in the
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LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely
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SAN FRANCISCO—Rigs-R-Us, the nation’s leading manufacturer of “smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious,” offered refunds today to any customers
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NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump announced this morning that he would ask the Department of Homeland Security to investigate an alarming rise
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In its September issue, which has been out since mid-June, High Times magazine ran sponsored content pimping CBD oil as
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NEW YORK—President-elect Donald Trump said yesterday that he wants to see English become the official language in all fifty states.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Donald J. Trump has appointed the Grammar Prick to the newly created cabinet post of Secretary of Grammar
ContinueHuff Post Scribbler Get Asshat Award for Setting New Lows in Virtue Signaling
Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has got himself an ass hat for vowing never to watch Last Tango in Paris
ContinueHarris County, Georgia: You Can’t Photoshop This
In case you can’t make out the fine print, it says, “WARNING: Harris County is politically incorrect. We say: Merry
ContinueGennifer Flowers Vows to Go Commando at First Debate
NEW YORK—Gennifer Flowers, one-time cum-dumpster for then governor of Arkansas, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, says she will “go commando” at
ContinueCharlotte Rampling Says Fuss Over Cam Newton Is Racist to White QBs
CANCUN—Oscar nominee Charlotte Rampling said yesterday that “all this codswallop” about Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, who is African American,
ContinueTrump Win Puts Neo-Nazi German Villages on Tourism Map
As though to acknowledge that fashion is indeed the universal language, Globus® and other purveyors of European package tours have
ContinueColleges Offer Halloween Costume Counseling: You Can’t Photoshop This
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–Not content with declaring war on date rape, Columbus Day, free speech, men who urinate standing up, and
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