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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Author: Chip Hilton

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CDCP Issues Rare Purple Alert Regarding Naked Yoga Breast Feeding

April 22, 2022May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

ATLANTA, Ga.–The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) has issued a purple alert, its highest consumer warning, over the

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U.S. News 

Local Man Prefers Sex with Plants

April 2, 2022April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 3 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Roger Stamen is not shy about declaring his preference in sexual partners. “Plants get me off,” says Mr.

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U.S. News 

AMA Dropping Elitist Foreign Names for Phobias

March 21, 2022May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

CHICAGO—American Medical Association (AMA) board member Deter Camel, MD, MPH, HMFIC, ended weeks of speculation when he announced yesterday that

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Enough with the Vietnamese Ex-hookers on Tech Support

January 24, 2021May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—If you call tech support these days, you get a menu of three choices: Some chappie with

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U.S. News 

America Rocked by Assault on Capitol Decor

January 13, 2021April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—Last Wednesday afternoon a mob of Trump supporters, many of them armed, was roaming about the Senate floor

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U.S. News 

CFA Says Tiger Is Most Popular Cat Password

March 20, 2020May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

        ALLIANCE, OH—According to The Cat Fanciers’ Association (CFA), the world’s largest registry of pedigreed cats, the

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U.S. News 

Trump’s Buttigieg Tweet Sets Internet on Fire

February 18, 2020April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–President Trump took time from his death match Twitter smackdown with Michael Bloomberg to post the following

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Dishing with the HMFIC of National Penultimate Day℠

September 29, 2019April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

Our culture is obsessed with going the extra mile, giving 110 percent, leaving it all on the field. Supermarkets are

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Culture 

SPAM to Introduce Edible Swimwear During Fashion Week

September 21, 2019April 11, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

NEW YORK—Hormel Foods, makers of Spam, announced yesterday that it has added edible swimwear to the ever-growing catalog of novelty

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Bill Maher, Ann Coulter Sex Video Leaked on Web

April 28, 2019April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Political commentator and steamy, right-wing sex goddess Ann Coulter has never been loath to use her

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Gay Rights Group Slams Half-Time Engagement

December 14, 2016April 11, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

CHICAGO—Born That Way, a militant, self-described “queer rights” group, condemned the recent engagement of two fellows named Michael and Jake

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Mike Ditka Is the New Face of Lane Bryant             

January 25, 2016May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

CHICAGO—In a move certain to raise eyebrows if not hem lines, Lane Bryant is set to introduce former Chicago Bears

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NCTE Outraged over Time’s Choice of the Clitoris as Person of the Year

November 16, 2015May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Council for Transgender Equality (NCTE) charged today that Time magazine’s choice of the clitoris as its 2015 Person of

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New iPad 5 Will Introduce Fading Keypad Letters

October 11, 2013May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

CUPERTINO, Ca.–The big whisper from the Apple campus here in Cupertino is that Apple’s new iPad 5 and iPad Mimi

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NSA Instrumental in Busting Thai Gang Selling Fake Elephant IDs

August 21, 2013April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

BANGKOK(AP)– The National Security Agency (NSA) is claiming to have played “a major role” in helping police in Thailand to

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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