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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Author: philmaggitti

U.S. News 

PETA Warns Against Having Sex in Front of Your Pets

May 16, 2022May 16, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

HAMPTON ROADS, VA—People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ (PETA) latest campaign is likely to be its most controversial. The

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Culture U.S. News 

Top Ten Things That Will Fall If Roe Falls

May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

The potential overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signals a trampling of all that’s good

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U.S. News 

Wal-Mart Pulls All Chinese Toothpaste in United States

May 1, 2022May 1, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

BENTONVILLE, Ark. – Wal-Mart will no longer sell Chinese toothpaste in its United States outlets. The global retail giant announced

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Culture 

Parental Controls Fail: Porn, Stupid TV, Cooking Shows Still Dominate

April 29, 2022April 29, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Despite their widespread use, parental controls have been a disappointment as a means of empowering children

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U.S. News 

Atheist Brotherhood to Begin Unbaptizing Dead People

April 28, 2022April 28, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Pa.–The Universal Brotherhood of the Confrontational Atheist (UBCA) will begin unbaptizing dead people next month, says the

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Religion 

Did God Write Other Books Besides The Bible?

April 27, 2022April 27, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have

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Culture 

Portly Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com

April 20, 2022April 23, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

BOSTON, Mass. – Singles kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world today,” are

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World News 

Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

April 19, 2022April 23, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as

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U.S. News 

Magic Mushroom Research Validates Sixties Stories

April 18, 2022April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

BALTIMORE, MD — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine’s Internal Research Department have demonstrated that the sixties, a

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Technology 

Edward Snowden Is Seriously Becoming a Diva

April 16, 2022April 18, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

MOSCOW – Edward Snowden’s diva-like demands are responsible for his remaining sequestered in the transit zone of Moscow’s Sheremetyevo international

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Book of Daze 

National 15 Years Ago on the Pug Bus Day #1℠

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–If you have been slinging words as long as we have, you believe that you can get

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You Can't PhotoShop This 

A Barrel of Laughs at the Gastroenterology Office: You Can’t Photoshop This

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A really good laugh, not some

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Book of Daze Pug Bus Pop Quiz 

National One-Hit Wonders Day Quiz

April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

 WEST GOSHEN, PA—Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder (OHW)—pop music’s most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps

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U.S. News 

Leaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Offerings

April 10, 2022April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

HOBOKEN, N.J. – John Wiley & Sons, publishers of the gratingly familiar black-and-yellow Dummies books, has sold more than 200

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5 Easy Hacks for Improving Your Karma This Summer

April 8, 2022April 8, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Contrary to popular opinion–and to the creators of My Name Is Earl–karma is not about payback, nor

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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