National Amuse-bouche Day
There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who go to restaurants that offer amuse-bouche and those that
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Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at About 150
WEST CHESTER, PA—The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus’ off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven.
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NEW YORK—High Times magazine estimates that 98 percent of all marijuana strains ever created have gone extinct, and more strains
ContinueTop Ten Things That Will Fall Now That Roe Has Fallen
The overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signaled a trampling of all that’s good and
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HAMPTON ROADS, VA—People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ (PETA) latest campaign is likely to be its most controversial. The
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BENTONVILLE, Ark. – Wal-Mart will no longer sell Chinese toothpaste in its United States outlets. The global retail giant announced
ContinueParental Controls Fail: Porn, Stupid TV, Cooking Shows Still Dominate
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Despite their widespread use, parental controls have been a disappointment as a means of empowering children
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WEST GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Pa.–The Universal Brotherhood of the Confrontational Atheist (UBCA) will begin unbaptizing dead people next month, says the
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WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have
ContinuePortly Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com
BOSTON, Mass. – Portly singles kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world today,”
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Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as
ContinueMagic Mushroom Research Validates Sixties Stories
BALTIMORE, MD — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine’s Internal Research Department have demonstrated that the sixties, a
ContinueA Barrel of Laughs at the Gastroenterology Office: You Can’t Photoshop This
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A really good laugh, not some
ContinueNational One-Hit Wonders Day Quiz
WEST GOSHEN, PA—Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder (OHW)—pop music’s most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps
ContinueLeaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Offerings
HOBOKEN, N.J. – John Wiley & Sons, publishers of the gratingly familiar black-and-yellow Dummies books, has sold more than 200
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