Did God Write Other Books Besides The Bible?
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have stopped
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Portly Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com
BOSTON, Mass. – Portly singles kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world today,” are
ContinueA Barrel of Laughs at the Gastroenterology Office: You Can’t Photoshop This
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A really good laugh, not some tight-ass
ContinueLeaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Offerings
HOBOKEN, N.J. – John Wiley & Sons, publishers of the gratingly familiar black-and-yellow Dummies books, has sold more than 200 million
Continue5 Easy Hacks for Improving Your Karma This Summer
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Contrary to popular opinion–and to the creators of My Name Is Earl–karma is not about payback, nor is
ContinueNew Study Suggests: Obesity Is Weighing Down the Human Soul
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa–A new study published in Applied Psychological Measurement suggests that the obesity epidemic has begun to make quantifiable inroads on
ContinueThe Grammar Prick Dares You to Take This Pronoun Test
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – This morning I read the following sentence on a blog: “Anyone who thinks that having a child
ContinueConsumer Reports Issues First Rating of Patron Saints
YONKERS, N.Y.-–The June digital issue of Consumer Reports magazine will contain the venerable product tester’s first-ever rating of patron saints. The long-awaited rating
ContinuePostcards from the Pug Bus Declares Itself a Sanctuary Website
WEST CHESTER, PA—I am proud to announce this morning that Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right’s favorite satire site, is
ContinueNational Screw the Pooch Day, Why Dogs Despise It℠
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–”Screw the pooch”—short for “fuck the dog”— is an expression made popular in Tom Wolfe’s 1979 book about
ContinueAtheist Scores Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
WEST CHESTER, Pa.—Although we hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids
ContinueYour Horoscope Is Determined By Your Car
Gemstones, colors, and planetary alignment are the traditional ingredients in the astrological stew. Unfortunately they emphasize nature to the exclusion of
ContinueThe Sacred Paraphernalia of the Zodiac
WEST CHESTER, Pa.—Everybody knows that different gemstones, power phrases, colors, handshakes, and non-GMO crystals are associated with the various signs of
ContinueTop Ten Reasons Cats Aren’t Mentioned in the Bible
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it.
ContinueGanjascope Wins Consumer Reports® Nod
Unlike most pot-related horoscopes, which aren’t worth the pixels they’re printed on, the Ganjascope℠ was chosen recently by Consumer Reports® as “the most
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