Ass Hats

Inspiration, like god, works in mysterious ways. Just the other day we were inspired by a piece we saw on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—A gay, British, former friend of mine who was active in the animal rights movement … and,

Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has got himself an ass hat for vowing never to watch Last Tango in Paris

SAN FRANCISCO—Just when you think progressives couldn’t possibly do anything more batshit than some of the batshit things they’ve done

    A face only another lesbian could love. LOS ANGELES-Ellen DeGeneres, with a face only a lesbian could love,

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Oprah Winfrey gave away a car on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night in a transparent attempt to deflect

      WEST CHESTER, Pa. – Racial harmony in the United States may not be receding in the rear

WEST CHESTER, Penna. — We take no pleasure in bestowing this Asshat of the Moment award on Taco Bell, which

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The Amalgamated Asshat Association will have to step up production this week in order to make

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Lamar Smith, chairman of the House of Representatives Judiciary Committee, is the latest winner of the

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – What sort of dipshit thinks it’s “hysterically funny” to dress her three-year-old daughter as a hooker and

WEST CHESTER, Penna. — Hillary Clinton’s gal pal Elton John is the latest recipient of the Postcards from the Pug

NEW YORK – While Michael Vick sits in jail trying to master the intricacies of checkers and the ins and

LOS ANGELES – Ellen DeGeneres is the newest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bus Ass Hat of the