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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Book of Daze

Book of Daze 

National 15 Years Ago on the Pug Bus Day #1℠

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–If you have been slinging words as long as we have, you believe that you can get

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Book of Daze Pug Bus Pop Quiz 

National One-Hit Wonders Day Quiz

April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

 WEST GOSHEN, PA—Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder (OHW)—pop music’s most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps

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National Screw the Pooch Day, Why Dogs Despise It℠

April 1, 2022May 16, 2022 philmaggitti 1 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–”Screw the pooch”—short for “fuck the dog”— is an expression made popular in Tom Wolfe’s 1979 book

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National Drunks Against Madd Mothers Day℠

March 18, 2022April 1, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–James Carville described Pennsylvania as “Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in between.”

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National Pardon Yourself Day

January 2, 2021April 8, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—Everyone, it seems, has an opinion regarding a president’s authority to pardon himself for wrong doings of

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National Irregardless Day          

December 19, 2020April 2, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—We fucking love the sound of irregardless. It’s a four-syllable word from the wrong side of the

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National Unplug It, Then Plug It Back In Day

November 29, 2020December 1, 2020 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA–When we were in college, the Cuban Missile crisis and the draft scared the bejesus out of

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National Ain’t Woke, Do Not Disturb Day

July 27, 2020March 28, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

The National Day Calendar (NDC) is your go-to source if you want to know when National Tattoo Day is celebrated

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National The First Time Ever Day℠

January 20, 2020April 2, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Most people can recall their first sexual experience, but judging from the responses to the 2020 Postcards

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National Schrödinger’s Cat Day Quiz℠

January 4, 2020April 7, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–There is only one kind of person in the world. He who knows about Schrödinger’s cat, and

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National Unbaptize the Dead Day℠

January 3, 2020March 26, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–We take no small measure of joy in knowing there are people in the world quietly going

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National Fake Emotional Support Animal Day℠   

January 1, 2020March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Our handicapped fellow citizens are causing problemi again. Not content with sticker-shaming people who use “after-market” handicapped stickers to

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National Penultimate Day℠

December 30, 2019April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

(Special to the Pug Bus from the Daily Lack of News) WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Our culture is obsessed with going

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National “Gay” Conversion Therapy Day℠

December 29, 2019March 31, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Conversion therapy is the pseudo-scientific practice of trying to change an individual’s sexual orientation from homosexual or

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National Aristocrats Joke Day℠

December 27, 2019May 16, 2022 philmaggitti 4 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–The most offensive joke in history, “The Aristocrats,” was weaponized in a 2005 documentary film directed by

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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