BLM Declares National White Chocolate Day Racist
WEST CHESTER, PA—Black Lives Matter (BLM) plans to interrupt tail-gaiting parties at several NFL games this afternoon to protest the
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Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
The National Penultimate Day℠ campaign, launched recently by Postcards from the Pug Bus, took a giant step toward gravitas yesterday
ContinuePresident Trump Vows to Make GPS Great Again
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump announced this morning that he would ask the Department of Homeland Security to investigate an alarming rise
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HOLLYWOOD – Actor Corey Haim, 38, or actor Corey Feldman, 38, was pronounced dead at Providence Saint
ContinueVatican Chorister Fingered in Gay Sex Scandal
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican remained tight-lipped today following reports that a chorister was fired for allegedly procuring male prostitutes
ContinuePatrick Kennedy Retires to Spend More Time on Facebook
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Patrick Joseph Kennedy II, who has represented Rhode Island’s 1st congressional district since 1995, announced earlier this
ContinueAARP Head Announces Support for Legalized Pot
WASHINGTON – The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) will sponsor a smoke-in to promote the group’s campaign to legalize
ContinueTaylor Swift Plans Chain of Anal Bleaching Salons
NASHVILLE – Country artist Taylor Swift, 20, announced on her website yesterday that she plans to open a chain of
ContinueNuvaRing Launches New Marketing Campaign
WHITEHOUSE STATION, N.J.- NuvaRing, the world’s largest round contraceptive device, has seen its image go pear shaped owing to a
ContinueWalmart Stock in the Crosshairs
MORGANTOWN, Penna.—Concerns about the value of Wal-Mart stock going forward from the El Paso shootings have decimated company morale, threatened
ContinuePresident Obama Vows to Take On Gravity Shortfall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama warned yesterday that the United States faces “a critical shortfall of gravity” brought on
ContinuePope Benedict Will Visit West Chester, Pennsylvania
Special to the Pug Bus from T.J. Eckleburg WEST CHESTER, Penna. — Pope Benedict XVI will visit West Chester, Pennsylvania,
ContinuePorsche Denies Plans to Release Nikki Catsouras Model
ATLANTA – A spokesman for Porsche Cars North America denies that his company has “any plans whatsoever” to introduce a
ContinueAl Gore Demands Nobel Prize Recount
SAN FRANCISCO – Al Gore told reporters in San Francisco yesterday that he will demand a recount in order to
ContinueRIAA Sends Message to Native American Single Mothers of Two
DULUTH, Minn. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) prevailed yesterday in its efforts to stamp out copyright infringement
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