New Study Suggests: Obesity Is Weighing Down the Human Soul
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa–A new study published in Applied Psychological Measurement suggests that the obesity epidemic has begun to make quantifiable inroads
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Updates for Old White Man Apps Due from Apple, Google
CUPERTINO, CA—Apple and Google are locked in a hair-pulling, eye-gouging, nut-smacking contest to see who can get to market first
ContinueApple iPhone 12 Contains Fecal Finder™ App
In its rollout of the iPhone 12, Apple seems to have saved one of the most revolutionary features of its
ContinueKiller Kwanzaa App Suspected of Causing Computer Crashes
WEST CHESTER, PA—The Killer Kwanzaa app, offered free through the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website, is suspected of forcing its
ContinuePropane-Driven Vape Pens Blamed for Three Deaths in Amish Country
Bird in Hand, PA—News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth—Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lucas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin,
ContinueHello Barbie Hears All and Tells All
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Something called the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood (CCFC) wants you to know that Hello Barbie™ is the
ContinueWindows 10 Officially Labeled Malware by NCSA
CARLISLE, Pa.—The National Computer Security Association (NCSA) has announced that Windows 10, the aggressively marketed new operating system from Microsoft,
ContinueApple To Reveal Shocker at Annual Event
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca.–As the tech world holds its breath waiting for Apple’s Christmas-in-September party today, rumors are swirling that the
ContinueWeb Founder, Tim Berners-Lee, Finally Admits He Misspelled Worldwide
GENEVA – Tim Berners-Lee, the father of the world wide web, finally has admitted that he misspelling “worldwide” when he
ContinueEdward Snowden Leaks NSA Abuse of Movie Pirating Protocol
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–In perhaps his most controversial revelation yet, Edward Snowden has leaked details of the National Security Agency (NSA)
ContinueNew iPad 5 Will Introduce Fading Keypad Letters
CUPERTINO, Ca.–The big whisper from the Apple campus here in Cupertino is that Apple’s new iPad 5 and iPad Mimi
ContinueRosetta Stone Releases Pig Latin App for iPhone 5s
ARLINGTON, Vir.–The buzz around Apple’s new iPhone 5s just got louder. Rosetta Stone®, the world’s leading, computer-based, language-instruction company, announced
ContinueEdward Snowden Reveals NSA Movie Piracy Techniques, Part 2
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Previously on Postcards from the Pug Bus, Edward Snowden revealed that National Security Agency (NSA) employees who were
ContinueEdward Snowden Reveals NSA Movie Piracy Techniques, Part 2
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Previously on Postcards from the Pug Bus, Edward Snowden revealed that National Security Agency (NSA) employees who were
ContinueNSA Admits to Snooping on Your Booty Calls
WASHINGTON–National Security Agency (NSA) personnel have, on numerous occasions, used their agency’s ginormous eavesdropping power to spy on booty calls
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