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Postcards the Book

The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.

There's a Saint for That

There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.

The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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