In case you can’t make out the fine print, it says, “WARNING: Harris County is politically incorrect. We say: Merry Christmas, God Bless America and In God We Trust. We salute our troops and our flag. If this offends you … LEAVE!”
What the fuck, Harris County, why not a bigger sign to inform unwary travelers that you are hostile to evolution, gun control, and other notions that many people hold dear?
One of the more combative books we have seen recently is Better Off Without ’em?, whose author, Chuck Thompson, asks, “Why in the hell does the United States … allow its government to be held hostage by a coalition of bought-and-paid-for political swamp scum from the most uneducated, morbidly obese, racist, morally indigent, xenophobic, socially stunted, and generally ass-backwards part of the country?”
You better smile when you ask that question, mister. It’s the last time you’re gonna be able to smile for a time.
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