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Culture 

Parental Controls Fail: Porn, Stupid TV, Cooking Shows Still Dominate

philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Despite their widespread use, parental controls have been a disappointment as a means of empowering children to

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Religion 

Did God Write Other Books Besides The Bible?

philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have stopped

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Culture U.S. News 

CDCP Issues Rare Purple Alert Regarding Naked Yoga Breast Feeding

Chip Hilton 3 min read

ATLANTA, Ga.–The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) has issued a purple alert, its highest consumer warning, over the spread

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Culture 

Portly Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com

philmaggitti 2 min read

BOSTON, Mass. – Portly singles kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world today,” are

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You Can't PhotoShop This 

A Barrel of Laughs at the Gastroenterology Office: You Can’t Photoshop This

philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A really good laugh, not some tight-ass

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U.S. News 

Leaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Offerings

philmaggitti 2 min read

HOBOKEN, N.J. – John Wiley & Sons, publishers of the gratingly familiar black-and-yellow Dummies books, has sold more than 200 million

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Culture 

5 Easy Hacks for Improving Your Karma This Summer

philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Contrary to popular opinion–and to the creators of My Name Is Earl–karma is not about payback, nor is

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Technology 

New Study Suggests: Obesity Is Weighing Down the Human Soul

philmaggitti 2 min read

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa–A new study published in Applied Psychological Measurement suggests that the obesity epidemic has begun to make quantifiable inroads on

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The Grammar Prick 

The Grammar Prick Dares You to Take This Pronoun Test

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – This morning I read the following sentence on a blog: “Anyone who thinks that having a child

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Consumer Reports Issues First Rating of Patron Saints

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YONKERS, N.Y.-–The June digital issue of Consumer Reports magazine will contain the venerable product tester’s first-ever rating of patron saints. The long-awaited rating

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Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths

Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to

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Postcards from the Pug Bus Declares Itself a Sanctuary Website

philmaggitti 1 min read

WEST CHESTER, PA—I am proud to announce this morning that Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right’s favorite satire site, is

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Local Man Prefers Sex with Plants

Chip Hilton 3 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Roger Stamen is not shy about declaring his preference in sexual partners. “Plants get me off,” says Mr. Stamen,

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Book of Daze 

National Screw the Pooch Day, Why Dogs Despise It℠

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WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–”Screw the pooch”—short for “fuck the dog”— is an expression made popular in Tom Wolfe’s 1979 book about

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Atheist Scores Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

philmaggitti 5 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.—Although we hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids

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THE PUG BUS BLOG

Wherein our fearless editor in briefs, who turned eighty this year, holds forth and cracks wise about his issues with soccer moms, the evil that is Mick Jagger, the WNBA, the trans tyranny, the pronoun police, climate scolds, and other blots on the landscap.

image of old fashioned pinup girl calendar BOOK OF DAZE
Who celebrates National Cupcake Day? Or National Registered Nurses Day? National Take Your Kid to Work Day? Fuck that and fuck your kid, too. We celebrate things like National Drunks Against Mad Mothers Day and more.

The Amen Corner

  • Saint Dymphna Patron Saint of Home Schooling and West Virginia

    Saint Dymphna Patron Saint of Home Schooling and West Virginia

    philmaggitti 3 min read
  • St. Theneva, Patron Saint of Breast Reductions

    St. Theneva, Patron Saint of Breast Reductions

    philmaggitti 2 min read
  • OMG There’s a Patron Saint of Shorthand ISYN

    philmaggitti 2 min read
  • Fabian, Patron Saint of Dove Fanciers

    philmaggitti 3 min read
  • Yesterday’s Saint, Pope Callistus I, The Tell-All Biography

    philmaggitti 4 min read
  • Andre Bissette, the Patron Saint of Viagra

    philmaggitti 2 min read
  • St. Polycarp, Patron Saint of Earwig Sufferers

    St. Polycarp, Patron Saint of Earwig Sufferers

    philmaggitti 4 min read
  • Pope Francis Appoints St. Christopher the Patron Saint of Texting

    philmaggitti 3 min read

THE FUCK IT LIST

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Ten things that people of a certain age should not do gently or otherwise before going into that good night for the last time before the long dirt nap.

1. Religion
2. Voting
3. Seat Belts
4. Paying for Music or Movies
5. Giving a Sucker an Even Break
6. Funerals, Epecially Your Own
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Stupid-ass Old-Fart HatsHats
9. Elaborately Arranged Scarves
10. Apologizing

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