October 2005 – postcards from the pug bus

Kobe Bryant Bobblehead Doll Accused of Rape

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – West Chester police announced yesterday that they were seeking the newly minted Kobe Bryant bobblehead doll for questioning in connection with the alleged rape of a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader doll … Read on

Celebrities

Angelina Jolie Wants to Adopt Basenji Next

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NEW YORK – Adoptive mother Angelina Jolie paid a surprise visit to the ASPCA shelter yesterday. She was there, she told shelter employees, because she wanted to adopt a basenji, an African breed noted for … Read on

Music

OutKast to Perform at Rosa Parks Tribute

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hip-hop stars OutKast, who made Rosa Parks a household name, will perform at a tribute in her honor to be held tomorrow night at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing … Read on

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Starbucks to Give Away Rolling Stones Album

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The Rolling Stones will release a compilation of “rare” tracks next month in partnership with the Starbucks Corporation and the group’s Virgin Records label. The album, entitled “Tall, Grande, Venti: Reheated … Read on

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Rolling Stones to Write Soundtrack for Rocky VI

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Sylvester Stallone announced yesterday that the Rolling Stones have agreed to write the soundtrack for Rocky VI, whose working title is Rocky Balboa: The Beating Goes On.

Sipping a Metamucil-carrot … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Waging War Against Satire

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Not satisfied to convert the world to Scientology one actress at a time—or “to take down the abomination that is psychiatry”—Tom Cruise has launched a war of the … Read on