February, 2009 - postcards from the pug bus

President Obama Plans Portuguese Water Dog Bailout

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Having asked Congress for three trillion dollars to bail out banks, mortgage scofflaws, the educational system, health care, and the Recording Industry Association of America, President Barack Obama is poised to announce … Read on

Music

Bono Accused of Leaking New U2 Album

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DUBLIN – U2 frontman, Bono, has been accused by his band mates of leaking the group’s new album, No Line on the Horizon, well in advance of its March 3 release date. The charges … Read on

Technology

Microsoft Blames Hackers for Severance Pay Blunder

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REDMOND, Wash. – A spokesperson for Microsoft blamed hackers for the company’s severance pay blunders, which resulted in some laid-off workers receiving too much severance pay while others received too little.

“A weakness in our … Read on

Celebrities

Will Smith to Play Barack Obama in Fresh Prince of D.C.

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LOS ANGELES – Will Smith Productions has announced that founder and HMFIC, Will Smith, will play President Barack Obama in a television series entitled The Fresh Prince of D.C., which is scheduled to debut … Read on

News

President Obama Vows to Take On Gravity Shortfall

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama warned yesterday that the United States faces “a critical shortfall of gravity” brought on by the failed gravitational policies of the past.

“The United States, which is home to … Read on

Celebrities

Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll Attacks Paris Hilton Doll

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LOS ANGELES – Police announced yesterday that they were seeking a Chris Brown bobblehead doll for questioning in connection with an alleged attack on a Paris Hilton bobblehead doll that occurred in a closet in … Read on

Blog

Chapter 1: Divine Intervention Strikes Twice

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On a warm Sunday afternoon in April 1990, I was sitting on a hillside in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, watching a timber race, when god spoke to me. Because more people claim to be familiar with … Read on