Zodiac Signs and Customer Service Chaos
This week each zodiac sign has been routed to a different department in the Cosmic Customer Service Center, where every concern is handled by someone… Read More
This week each zodiac sign has been routed to a different department in the Cosmic Customer Service Center, where every concern is handled by someone… Read More
The arrival of a new neighbor usually follows a familiar script. A moving truck appears, someone accidentally backs over a shrub, and within forty-eight hours… Read More
For reasons no one can explain, Hauntology Day is observed the third Friday of July. It was established in 1987 by a Radio Shack in… Read More
The nation’s academic arms race reached its logical conclusion this week after Florida high school senior Ethan Mallory graduated with a record-setting GPA so high… Read More
Civilization has survived plagues, wars, economic catastrophies, disco, and regular announcements that civilization itself was about to end. The latest consensus among cultural observers is… Read More
On January 15, 1967, the Rolling Stones appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show. Under pressure from CBS, they changed the lyrics of “Let’s Spend the… Read More
In a 5–2 vote that surprised no one except the two council members who were not paying attention, the Borough of Larksville passed Ordinance 26‑04,… Read More
The discovery of prehistoric horoscopes in a cave near France is proof that humans have been making up predictions for a long time. May your… Read More