An Open Letter to Trigger of Saving Country Music
Because Saving Country Music needs to be saved from the fool who claims to be its savior. Triggerman, Congratulations, T-man. You are the only man… Read More
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An ancient Bruce Springsteen grimaces through another chord, proving even guitars can beg for mercy.
An Open Letter to Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen: You probably do not read open letters, Bruce Springsteen. You have people for thatâJersey cousins who double as roadies, unpaid interns who learned… Read More
An Open Letter to Suckers Suffering from TDS
For more open letters guaranteed to make their intended recipients go apoplectic and have a heartattack. How to greet a person with TDS. Dear TDS… Read More
An Open Letter to Jason Isbell, Patron Saint of Self-Righteousness
Dear Jason Isbell, You don’t know me, I’ve got better taste in friends, but I sure as hell know fools like you. I know the… Read More
An Open Letter to Joe Biden
Dear Joe Biden, I have learned recently that you are still making public appearances. Please stop. In the name of all that is sagging, stammering,… Read More
An Open Letter to Those Barenaked People in San Francisco
Dear Hideous-Looking Tools:OK, you had your little nude-in last Saturday, now put your damn clothes on. Put ’em all on, every last bit you left at home… Read More