Blue Dot Fever Leads to Tour Cancellations
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warn the public that Blue Dot Fever (BDF ) is spreading like herpes among North American touring artists.… Read More
Music
BBA demonstrates the power of a band that can sing, sparkle, and still look fully qualified to explain IKEA Desk Assembly Instructions.
ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” Played Backward Contains IKEA Desk Assembly Instructions
The Bureau of International Audio Standards (BIAS) has confirmed that the 1976 ABBA hit “Dancing Queen,” when played backward, contains a complete set of IKEA… Read More
Forensic Experts Say Kurt Cobain Was Murdered by Math, Physics, and Common Sense
In an awesome new development in the effort to reopen every cultural tragedy until the heat death of the universe, a team of independent forensic… Read More
Three Men Sue for Not Getting Taylor Swift Breakup Songs
Taylor Swift breakup songs are a dime a dozen. She doles them out like participation trophies at a Little League game, but what happens to… Read More
Springsteen’s “Streets of Minneapolis” Reviewed
Bruce Springsteen released “Streets of Minneapolis” on January 28 in response to recent events involving federal agents and aggressive anti-ICE demonstrators in that city. The… Read More
Ten Other Reasons to Boycott the Grammys
Country megastars Miranda Lambert, George Strait, and Morgan Wallen will boycott the Grammys this year because they have had enough of the Grammys’ “We’ll Get… Read More
The Great Neon Noodle: A Phish Chronology
The average Phish fan’s brain is sixty percent Phish chronology, thirty percent grilled cheese sandwiches, and ten percent actual memories. To the uninitiated, Phish is… Read More
Playlists for Everyday Chores: Folding Laundry
Because socks will not fold themselves–yet. According to Playlists for Everyday Chores, a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Auditory Anomalies, music can enhance… Read More