Ten Other Reasons to Boycott the Grammys
Country megastars Miranda Lambert, George Strait, and Morgan Wallen will boycott the Grammys this year because they have had enough of the Grammys’ “We’ll Get… Read More
Country megastars Miranda Lambert, George Strait, and Morgan Wallen will boycott the Grammys this year because they have had enough of the Grammys’ “We’ll Get… Read More
In remarks that managed to sound both urgent and exquisitely procedural, Black Lives Matter official D’Aryll Scott-Jones, Director of All Things That Matter, called for… Read More
In the theatre of human emotion, there is nothing like the sight of a middle-aged talk show host suffering an attack of emotional incontinence because a… Read More
Food delivery services, once the beacon of modern convenience, have now entered what experts are calling their “Dadaist Phase.” What began as simple requests for… Read More
Citing “chronic wrist strain, unpredictable and often hostile working conditions, and the absence of paid leave,” a loosely organized coalition of Minneapolis porch pirates has… Read More
In a surprise announcement delivered with the solemnity usually reserved for national apologies and network rebrands, Don Lemon has unveiled Jurisdiction!, a board game he… Read More
The Nielsen Company confirmed this week that its famed Nielsen Ratings have entered what executives are calling “a mild statistical turbulence caused by people staring… Read More
Because nothing says “deep clean” like imminent regret and a medically inadvisable level of motivation.
Look at you, grasshopper, still using a sponge to clean your house like a peasant in a third world country. If you want a hut… Read More