Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
The Trump Commission proudly unveils the greatest sewage treatment facility in American history. Nobody handles more crap. Nobody.
The Trump Commission on Presidential Recognition and Geographic Correctness has uncovered “a disturbing nationwide pattern of bridges, schools, mountains, rivers, and municipal sewage treatment facilities… Read More
Britain’s ongoing national campaign to avoid discussing feelings has been declared a success. Officials confirm that millions of citizens completed another year without expressing an… Read More
LANCASTER, Pa. — Amish leaders investigating the Pennsylvania measles outbreak have identified a major contributing factor: the medical technology known as vaccination. The discovery came… Read More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump, 80, a former casino owner who has never forgiven the roulette wheel for occasionally disagreeing with him, is demanding… Read More
The Dummies Books franchise, which has explained everything from astrophysics to choosing the correct Tupperware lid, appears to be running low on things to explain.… Read More
The HOA reminds residents that bare nails are never just bare nails once a committee has access to a printer.
WILLOWMERE ESTATES, Pa. — Residents of this 212-unit planned community were notified that the bare nails trend sweeping the subdivision will now be classified as… Read More
The irrepressible human desire to notice somebody taking a picture and immediately want to ruin it is what we celebrate on Photobomb Attacks Day. The… Read More
NASHVILLE — Officials with the Tennessee Department of Correction are being praised this morning after prison personnel acted decisively to save a local woman from… Read More
