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NASHVILLE — Country-music laboratories have quarantined an Ella Langley song after routine testing detected trace amounts of a second chord, raising concerns that listeners may… Read More
Greg Ostrowski, 34, a union stagehand from Coatesville, Pennsylvania, spent the summer tracking Ella Langley’s wardrobe across her run of stadium dates opening for Morgan… Read More
Morgan Wallen repeats himself. That is his singular gift. Perhaps even his superpower. He releases thirty-plus-song albums and somehow recycles the same emotional weather report without… Read More
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warn the public that Blue Dot Fever (BDF ) is spreading like herpes among North American touring artists.… Read More
In an awesome new development in the effort to reopen every cultural tragedy until the heat death of the universe, a team of independent forensic… Read More
Taylor Swift breakup songs are a dime a dozen. She doles them out like participation trophies at a Little League game, but what happens to… Read More
Bruce Springsteen released “Streets of Minneapolis” on January 28 in response to recent events involving federal agents and aggressive anti-ICE demonstrators in that city. The… Read More
Country megastars Miranda Lambert, George Strait, and Morgan Wallen will boycott the Grammys this year because they have had enough of the Grammys’ “We’ll Get… Read More
