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Postcards from The Pug Bus

Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Sports car or pick-up truck?

Dale Droot, 58, regional grit consultant

Allegedly parked at 22 Gravel Onion Road, Muncie, IN

Pick-up truck. A sports car says you have unresolved feelings about your hairline. A pick-up says you might help someone move, then mention it for twelve years.

Tessa Clune, 46, fragrance accountability officer

Allegedly reversing carefully at 7 Lilac Spur, Reno, NV

Sports car. I respect a vehicle that announces bad judgment before the driver even opens his mouth. A pick-up truck always looks like it is late to supervise gravel.

Marlene Bix, 69, retired driveway theorist

Allegedly idling at 301 Bent Hydrangea Lane, Utica, NY

Pick-up truck for life, sports car for lunch. One moves mulch, furniture, and shame. The other moves a divorced orthodontist toward a leather jacket he cannot justify.

Scholars argue over the definition of irony at a Las Vegas workshop, waving textbooks and shouting “Irony!” and “Coincidence!” across a table.

A breakthrough was declared after both sides misunderstood each other identically.

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National Workshop for the Definition of Irony Meets in Las Vegas

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The definition of irony hinges on the difference between what is expected and what actually occurs. It is the moment reality slips on a banana… Read More

Surreal intervention scene showing a blindfolded person facing a firing squad of well-dressed friends, capturing anxiety, denial, and social pressure.

"The snacks were real. Everything else was a trap."

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Signs Your Friends Are Planning an Intervention

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Are you the target of an intervention? Will you soon be sitting with your friends facing you like a firing squad with attitude? That can… Read More

Netflix adds new category illustration showing a confused woman studying a detective board of forgotten TV shows linked by red string and vague memories.

"Who the hell is Gerald, and why did I spend seventeen hours with him?"

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Netflix Adds New Category: Shows You Started and Forgot About

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In news from Los Gatos, California: Netflix adds new category designed for viewers who began watching a program, abandoned it somewhere around episode 3, and… Read More

Attractive but exhausted couple sit in separate rooms scrolling phones late at night, illustrating a new dating app built around mutual fatigue.

"U up?"

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New Dating App Matches People Based on Mutual Exhaustion

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The new dating app Enough promises to connect adults not through shared interests, physical attraction, or long-term compatibility, but through the simple, intimate question: How… Read More

Adult friendships illustration showing two adults with goofy emoji faces maintaining a relationship through a red heart reaction on a computer screen.

Two lifelong friends exchanging the modern equivalent of emotional vulnerability.

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Most Adult Friendships Now Maintained Through Reaction Emojis

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The Mid-Atlantic Institute for Social Continuity (MAISC) is reporting that most adult friendships (67 percent) are now maintained primarily through reaction emojis, abbreviated acknowledgments, and… Read More

Couple on couch using third party arbitrators interface, glowing digital system dividing them as outsourced relationship arguments are processed and resolved

They finally resolved everything, including the part where they stopped talking to each other.

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Couples Outsourcing Their Arguments to Third Party Arbitrators

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Third Party Arbitrators are changing the way couples argue. Previously, couples argued poorly, at inconvenient hours, and with a level of emotional imprecision that ensured… Read More

Older man stands in bright hotel lobby beside poster of his life’s ending, comparing himself to curated version, theme: deciding how a life ends

One if by land, two if by sea.

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Focus Groups Now Deciding How a Life Ends

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Because few decisions carry more finality than deciding how a life ends, it has become difficult to justify leaving that decision to fate. A case… Read More

A ghost of a dead lifestyle influencer sits on her marble tomb, glowing as she scrolls her phone. A sunlit glass of water and magnesium chews rest on a nearby pedestal.

Staying hydrated is vital even when you are just a shimmering cloud of data.

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A Dead Lifestyle Influencer Keeps on Posting

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Death, like most things, has become a scheduling issue. When dead lifestyle influencer Lila Fenwick, then 34, died last month following an undisclosed medical event,… Read More

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Adverse Effects

The following lines of prose cleverly disguised as poetry may induce brief clarity, misplaced certainty, and the sense that something has already been decided without your approval.

There is a moment, just before sleep,
when the mind loosens its tie
and admits what it spent all day denying.

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There is a moment, just before sleep,
when the mind loosens its tie
and admits what it spent all day denying.

You remember the thing you said—
not the words,
but the angle of them,
how they leaned slightly wrong
and stayed there.

A life is not ruined in grand gestures.
It goes soft at the edges first.
Corners round off. Standards blur.
You start calling things “fine”
that would have once kept you awake.

Which is the problem.

Because now you do sleep.

Beautifully. Efficiently.
Like someone who has made a series of
very small, very reasonable surrenders
and arranged them into a pillow.