Crowning clowns, grifters, and blowhards—satirical consequence culture at its sharpest.
Stephen A. Smith has finally done it. He has transcended the realm of hot takes and entered the pantheon of weaponized idiocy. In a recent segment of First Take, Smith claimed that the NBA’s massive gambling scandal—an FBI operation that began under the Biden administration and culminated in the arrest… Read More
In the scorched ruins of what was once a DC Comics edgy experiment, Gretchen Felker-Martin, the Dunce Cap of the Moment, stands like a trash-for-brains agent of cultural and moral decay. Her pen drips with ideological venom. Her social media feeds are a graveyard of rhetorical landmines. Hired to write a… Read More
To every self-styled “truth teller” who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s murder: you are not brave, you are not clever, you are not righteous — you are digital grave dancers, dunce caps of the moment with the moral depth of a TikTok comment thread. Welcome to your official group portrait in the… Read More
Meet our latest Dunce Cap of the Moment: Charlotte’s black democrat Mayor Vi Lyles, whose first response to the murder of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska on a light rail train was not shock, outrage, or a promise to make the city safer — but a lecture on compassion for the… Read More
Elon Musk, patron saint of overpromising, presides over his Cybertruck court while promising Mars colonies any day now.
Elon Musk is what happens when a Silicon Valley disruptor and a Reddit meme have a baby and raise it in a Tesla factory. He is part Bond villain, part startup pitch deck, and part guy who will not stop talking about crypto at your party. Whether he’s renaming Twitter… Read More
Historians and anthropologists–and just plain folks with at least half a brain–were left gobsmacked after Lizzo, recently less-fat-but-still-obese, had spoken the stupid part out loud, the part that should have remained unspoken. Here’s what the formerly 308-pound entertainer, and reigning dunce cap of the moment, declared: “The irony of an ice… Read More
Inspiration, like god, works in mysterious ways. Just the other day we were inspired by a piece we saw on the Deadspin website, not a place where a person usually goes for inspiration. This piece, obviously written by a knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, sno-flinging, mother-loving, liberal mungwad, featured the inspiring headline: “Players… Read More
A gay, British, former friend of mine who was active in the animal rights movement … and, some whispered, active in the animal rights “underground” too … hated Whoopi Goldberg. Absolutely hated, despised, shat-upon-spat-upon hatred. Hated her so much that he stooped to hurling an ethnic slur at Whoopi. Yep.… Read More
That disgusting, little fat man Van Morrison, all of 5’5″ in his high-heeled boots, is the Celebrity Scandal Satire Dunce Cap of the Moment for September 2020. At one time a snot-flinging, curb-biting drunk, Morrison is still such a dork that he won’t allow people to drink at his “concerts”… Read More
Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has got himself a dunce cap for vowing never to watch Last Tango in Paris again. He put on his big-boy pants and proudly announced his resolve in a mawkish exercise in virtue signaling entitled, “That Famous Rape Scene In ‘Last Tango in Paris’ Was… Read More
Just when you think progressives couldn’t possibly do anything more bat-guano crazy than some of the things they’ve done already, along comes some bat-guano crazy progressive with her head parked in storage crashing headlong into the walls of common sense, decency, right thinking, and civic responsibility. That headless horseperson would… Read More
Ellen DeGeneres, with a face only another woman could love, has planted that face, and the head to which it is attached, firmly up her butt again. Miss DeGeneres, a putative vegan, has been outed by several animal-advocacy groups because her new ED lifestyle clothing line is being expanded to… Read More
Oprah Winfrey gave away a car on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night in a transparent attempt to deflect attention from her failed transparent attempt to draw attention to her new movie, something or other about some butler. As an exercise in hey-look-at-me tone deafness . . . . . .… Read More
Racial harmony in the United States may not be receding in the rear view mirror of life so much as one might imagine in these post-Trayvon-Martin times. Ever since George Zimmerman became a free man last Saturday night, a Saturday Night fever has enveloped members of the Liberal classes—not to… Read More
The Amalgamated Dunce Caps Association will have to step up production this week in order to make enough dunce caps for all the Joe Paterno enablers who have earned one. Did somebody lift a rock the size of Beaver stadium out there in Happy Valley or what? How else to… Read More
