Dunce Caps

Crowning clowns, grifters, and blowhards—satirical consequence culture at its sharpest.

Dunce Caps

Elon Musk Is the Dunce Cap of the Moment

Elon Musk is what happens when a Silicon Valley disruptor and a Reddit meme have a baby and raise it in a Tesla factory. He is part Bond villain, part startup pitch deck, and part guy who will not stop talking about crypto at your party. Whether he’s renaming Twitter… Read More

Dunce Caps

Lizzo Is the Dunce Cap of the Moment

Historians and anthropologists–and just plain folks with at least half a brain–were left gobsmacked after Lizzo, recently less-fat-but-still-obese, had spoken the stupid part out loud, the part that should have remained unspoken. Here’s what the formerly 308-pound entertainer, and reigning dunce cap of the moment, declared: “The irony of an ice… Read More

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