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Friedrich Nietzsche sits at a café table surrounded by modern chaos, gazing skyward in stoic disbelief—perfect image for What Would Nietzsche Do? — When Your Guru Gets It Wrong.

"Dieser Schnurrbart fängt an zu jucken."

What Would Nietzsche Do? Since God Is Dead

11/8/25 philmaggitti nietzsche, trump135 Views

Advice for truth seekers now that God is dead and Nietzsche is taking your letters. Q: Dear Nietzsche,I have been at the same job for… Read More

"Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule.”

Culture

An Empty Museum Is the Newest Art Fad

11/8/25 philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump145 Views

The latest avant-garde gallery is drawing rapt attention and hordes of visitors by mounting absolutely no visual content. This newest art fad can be “seen”… Read More

A circular zodiac wheel featuring twelve minimalist emojis, each representing a zodiac sign, arranged symmetrically on a white background. The image is wordless and visually balanced, designed to evoke cosmic harmony and financial clarity. This visual ritual is intended to boost your credit score through symbolic alignment.

Twelve emojis form a wheel, summon a goat, and accidentally boost your credit score.

Horoscopes

Today’s Horoscopes Will Boost Your Credit Score

11/7/25 philmaggitti horoscopes, trump118 Views

â™ˆ Aries … You are the algorithm’s favorite son or daughter today. Swipe boldly and with gusto, but verify at least twice. A forgotten subscription… Read More

Illustration for Kim Kardashian's complaints against ChatGPT. Kim is sitting a a computer in a cocktail dress.

"Is it "tort' ot 'tart'?"

Culture

ChatGPT Skewers Kim Kardashian’s Complaints

11/7/25 philmaggitti cultutal commentary, trump105 Views

Kim Kardashian blaming ChatGPT for failing her law exams is like blaming a mirror for your bad haircut. This is the same woman who once… Read More

Twelve signs, one void. The meaning of life called—left no message.

Horoscopes

Today’s Horoscopes and the Meaning of Life

11/6/25 philmaggitti horoscopes, trump112 Views

Welcome to today’s cosmic editorial, where the stars pretend to care and we pretend to believe them. Jupiter is drunk, Mercury is ghosting everyone, and… Read More

Illustration for Witness Protection Program, showing two men knocking on a foor.

"Are these fake mustaches going to fool anybody?"

Religion

Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program

11/6/25 philmaggitti religion, trump121 Views

At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More

Surreal image of people trading glowing wishbones like stock certificates at a chaotic Thanksgiving table filled with floating drumsticks and mystical turkeys — concept of a free Thanksgiving turkey economy.

“Relax, Brenda — it’s not a scam if the turkey believes in it too.”

Culture

Ten Ways to Get a Free Thanksgiving Turkey

11/6/25 philmaggitti cultural commentray, top ten lists, trump106 Views

Why buy a bird when the universe is handing them out to anyone unhinged enough to ask? From sÃ©ance turkeys to quantum buffets, here are… Read More

Large orange prescription pill bottle crossed out by a red prohibition circle and slash, symbolizing Skip Your Medication Day on a light background.”

“Because what could possibly go wrong?”

Book of Daze

Book of Daze: Skip Your Medication Day

11/5/25 philmaggitti book-of-daze, trump104 Views

Every year, like clockwork, our culture manufactures a new holiday to celebrate the triumph of impulse over reason. Thus we arrive at Skip Your Medication… Read More