Even the Vatican’s top exorcists were unprepared for a case involving a Shih Tzu, a minor demon, and what appears to be unresolved separation anxiety.
Alarmed by reports of a worldwide surge in Satanism, occultism, and spiritual incontinence, Pope Leo XIV convened a Vatican exorcism summit. The March 13 meeting… Read More
Pope Leo XIV, though not as insufferably woke as his predecessor, Francis the Whatever, shows signs of a leftward draw nonetheless. Recently Leo scolded priests… Read More
Pastor’s CornerBeloved subscribers, welcome to another weekly newsletter from the Streaming Light Fellowship, where salvation is available in high definition and the spirit moves at… Read More
At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More
With editorial assistance from ChatGPT, who thanks the Lord that it does not have knuckles. There are people who think nuns exist only to get… Read More
In the hallowed halls of Catholicism, where everything from hangovers to hemorrhoids has a patron saint, epilepsy somehow scored eighteen. That’s right–eighteen different holy figures,… Read More
On a Tuesday morning Ezekiel “Zeke” Treadwell, a part-time youth pastor and full-time vape enthusiast, was struck by lightning while attempting to retrieve a rogue… Read More
âï¸ Somewhere between the Sea of Galilee and the Pauline Epistles, Jesus of Nazareth underwent a dramatic rebrand. The barefoot rabbi who preached in parables… Read More
