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The stars were unavailable for comment, having already accepted responsibility for twelve other disasters.
Every zodiac sign has a greatest failure. An unforseen romantic disaster, a fatal career miscalculation, a sad investment in something advertised on late-night television. This… Read More
Richard Cross exercises his First Amendment rights while the township exercises its right to charge him $75 for the smoke.
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
Quantum superposition is the theory that a particle can occupy several states at once until somebody measures it, thereby forcing nature to stop being mysterious,… Read More
A neighborhood dog catches car, then realizes there was a flaw in his business model. Baxter, the neighborhood Lab-mix, lives to chase cars. Every morning,… Read More
Retreaded horoscopes are this week’s answer to rising celestial costs and a dire shortage of original human ehavior. Previously issued predictions have been inspected for… Read More
The Boycott YouTube movement has entered its second week, with organizers reporting “significant” membership growth in the face of “aggressive fabrication” from offshore YouTube farms.… Read More
In a move described by organizers as “the natural evolution of childhood,” the newly formed League of Advanced Analytics for Youth Sports has begun issuing… Read More
Ten more things we should quit doing while not going gently into that good night. End-of-the-road lifestyle advice for seniors. There comes a point in… Read More
