Book of Daze: Reply-All Remorse Day
Every year, on the third Friday of October, Americans observe Reply-All Remorse Day, honoring the half-second between clicking “Reply All” and realizing you had meant… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
The Self-Improvement Industry Would Like You to Stop Enjoying Yourself
I have recently learned that I have been sleeping all wrong–neglecting my REM cycles, sleep efficiency scores, and something called recovery readiness. Fortunately, several companies… Read More
The stars were unavailable for comment, having already accepted responsibility for twelve other disasters.
The Digger Award: Horoscopes’ Greatest Flops
Every zodiac sign has a greatest failure. An unforseen romantic disaster, a fatal career miscalculation, a sad investment in something advertised on late-night television. This… Read More
Richard Cross exercises his First Amendment rights while the township exercises its right to charge him $75 for the smoke.
County Man, 83, Fined for Burning a MAGA Hat
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
Quantum Superposition Explains Household Phenomena
Quantum superposition is the theory that a particle can occupy several states at once until somebody measures it, thereby forcing nature to stop being mysterious,… Read More
Neighborhood Dog Catches Car, Has No Idea What to Do Next
A neighborhood dog catches car, then realizes there was a flaw in his business model. Baxter, the neighborhood Lab-mix, lives to chase cars. Every morning,… Read More
Presenting Your Retreaded Horoscopes
Retreaded horoscopes are this week’s answer to rising celestial costs and a dire shortage of original human ehavior. Previously issued predictions have been inspected for… Read More
Boycott YouTube Movement Enters Second Week
The Boycott YouTube movement has entered its second week, with organizers reporting “significant” membership growth in the face of “aggressive fabrication” from offshore YouTube farms.… Read More